spongebob toonpants 15 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 ok Ill start How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to suck my dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Face 27 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb? 37. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Report post Posted December 1, 2005 How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb? 37. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out 63363[/snapback] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snakehips 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb? 37. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out 63363[/snapback] 38! One to know a song about it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb? 37. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out 63363[/snapback] 38! One to know a song about it! 63411[/snapback] What about the: -one to recant the epic of the lightbulb through the medium of poetry? -one to create a duplicate account claiming he is a lightbulb and thinks the people of Newcastle should be more forward thinking about lightbulbs. -one to back up the previous poster with the aid of 16 letters after his name and suspiciously similar terminology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snakehips 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 And the one who will remind us it's ultimately racist to destinguish between differing forms of lighting. And the rabble who will argue the case for and against. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Face 27 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 I forgot the one to take a photo of the bulb in front of their book case in a vain attempt to look well read when everyone knows he's only read the Ben Elton ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
