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How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

37.

 

1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out

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How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

37.

 

1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out

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How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

37.

 

1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out

63363[/snapback]

 

38!

 

One to know a song about it!

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How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

37.

 

1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out

63363[/snapback]

 

38!

 

One to know a song about it!

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:unsure:

 

What about the:

-one to recant the epic of the lightbulb through the medium of poetry?

-one to create a duplicate account claiming he is a lightbulb and thinks the people of Newcastle should be more forward thinking about lightbulbs.

-one to back up the previous poster with the aid of 16 letters after his name and suspiciously similar terminology.

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I forgot the one to take a photo of the bulb in front of their book case in a vain attempt to look well read when everyone knows he's only read the Ben Elton ones.

 

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