Meenzer 13920 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 It was a genuine question some big fucking chips on shoulders in here mind! Am I supposed to be the fat or ugly one in that hypothetical question btw? The hypothetical question that you raised? Hopefully "the bloke who's actually any good at sex", since (at least as I understand it) that's the correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 The question wasn't about me, rather it was around the claim that going to the gym makes you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus I have a sexy face and body fwiw. And I don't view sweets as cyanide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19714 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) I have a sexy face and body fwiw. Not to mention the bigger than average Johnson Edited January 9, 2013 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) http://www.hark.com/american-pie-2/ladies-im-steve-stifler-and-i-have-an-11-inch-penis Edited January 9, 2013 by TheRollingStones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Making a proper effort of things after a spectacularly bloaty 2012. No killer regime or miracle cure, just eating less crap and more fruit & veg, cutting down (significantly) on the boozing and getting my arse into gear 4-5 times a week. Not absolutely cutting out on anything, just being sensible with something that is sustainable. Part of that is getting up at a sensible hour and not dicking about online at all hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8926 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Making a proper effort of things after a spectacularly bloaty 2012. No killer regime or miracle cure, just eating less crap and more fruit & veg, cutting down (significantly) on the boozing and getting my arse into gear 4-5 times a week. Not absolutely cutting out on anything, just being sensible with something that is sustainable. Part of that is getting up at a sensible hour and not dicking about online at all hours. Pint and a pasanda next week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Playing badminton a total of 3 times this week. All competitive so it sees me charging this way and that as I'm paired with a lass who stays at the front of the court. Bloody knacked! Feet covered in blisters and i've still got a match on friday to get through. Oh well, keeps me fit enough in the long run but it's a little too soon after the festive period still to be going hell for leather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 As if you have the audacity to grief me you karaoke singing, badminton playing fruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I feel like a right tart when i play tennis. Fair comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19714 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I'm a closet badminton player like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 There's nothing fruity about manipulating a cock with a mere flick of my wrist. Now get back to smugly winking at yourself in your wing mirrors, sweetbutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 They're too small to see myself in, ACTUALLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 The batbike still straining from the festive pounds, fatman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I'd put my physique up against anyone on here man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 If you post your physique up against anyone, please don't accompany it with a load of those fucking smileys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8926 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13920 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Table tennis is my sport of choice. Y'all are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8926 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Table tennis is my sport of choice. Y'all are fine. You're a Wiffwaffer? a wiffologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2181 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Anyone use MyFitnessPal to record nutrition etc? Canny, web based or phone app. Use to use the ShapeUp app but noting down the nutritional values of everything I ate became too much of a chore! Gonna give MyFitnessPal a go to see if it's any better. Whilst we're talking apps, Fitocracy is a canny app for tracking your workouts. You can follow and compete against friends for points to give you that extra incentive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I used fitocracy for a while but couldn't be arsed to log every session and it had loads of exercises missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2181 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 It's not too bad if you do regular routines as, once you input it once, you can save them and just adjust the weight/reps each time. You're right about the missing exercises though but that should improve over time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5873 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 MyFitnessPal is good for tracking your diet but a bit pointless for tracking workouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 -3lbs so pretty much back to my pre-Christmas weight. Been dead easy getting back into it since I totally sickened myself of junk food/laziness over Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19714 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 -3lbs so pretty much back to my pre-Christmas weight. Been dead easy getting back into it since I totally sickened myself of junk food/laziness over Christmas. i enjoy slobbing out every now and then; christmas time in particular. but any more than ten days or two weeks and i'm itching to start training again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 i enjoy slobbing out every now and then; christmas time in particular. but any more than ten days or two weeks and i'm itching to start training again. Same here, I really noticed this year that my gym is a bus journey away since I moved house, as the last couple of years I've been far more regularly between Christmas & New Year. I fall to pieces all too easily without a routine for eating well and getting plenty of exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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