Renton 17619 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. I've seen the one that Richard Hammond presented a few years back, with the Birmingham fan who was the then britains fattest man. His 'bird' who was a fat shite aswell was piling full family sized shepherds pies into him and he supped about 25 pints and a pub sized box of crisps in one sitting. They should cull people like that once they hit 20stone and show no signs of recovering back to an acceptable weight. I sometimes get the bus into graft if the wife needs the car and there's a big kid gets on and he takes up the full two seats. He wasn;t owa impressed when loads of people had to stand up and I told him to get up so 2 could sit down and he could stand up. Bless him, I think I hit a nerve. (It was cushioned by fat though, tbf) You utter cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Haha Wacky sadly am nee John Holmes, couldn't afford losing half an inch in that regard. I've always thought of you as an Aaron Lennon type. Bet you can do 100m in 11 seconds? Aye, 20 years ago or if the OB is chasing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. I've seen the one that Richard Hammond presented a few years back, with the Birmingham fan who was the then britains fattest man. His 'bird' who was a fat shite aswell was piling full family sized shepherds pies into him and he supped about 25 pints and a pub sized box of crisps in one sitting. They should cull people like that once they hit 20stone and show no signs of recovering back to an acceptable weight. I sometimes get the bus into graft if the wife needs the car and there's a big kid gets on and he takes up the full two seats. He wasn;t owa impressed when loads of people had to stand up and I told him to get up so 2 could sit down and he could stand up. Bless him, I think I hit a nerve. (It was cushioned by fat though, tbf) Good for you. Agree re the cull too, unless it's a proven medical condition, and not fatcuntitis. How many bags in one of them 20? I feel guilty if I eat 2 packs of crisps in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Haha Wacky sadly am nee John Holmes, couldn't afford losing half an inch in that regard. I've always thought of you as an Aaron Lennon type. Bet you can do 100m in 11 seconds? Aye, 20 years ago or if the OB is chasing me Are you 23 Wacky or 28? It says 23 in your thing I thought you were older? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Haha Wacky sadly am nee John Holmes, couldn't afford losing half an inch in that regard. I've always thought of you as an Aaron Lennon type. Bet you can do 100m in 11 seconds? Aye, 20 years ago or if the OB is chasing me Are you 23 Wacky or 28? It says 23 in your thing I thought you were older? 35, just changed that when I had someone stalking me to throw them off the scent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. I've seen the one that Richard Hammond presented a few years back, with the Birmingham fan who was the then britains fattest man. His 'bird' who was a fat shite aswell was piling full family sized shepherds pies into him and he supped about 25 pints and a pub sized box of crisps in one sitting. They should cull people like that once they hit 20stone and show no signs of recovering back to an acceptable weight. I sometimes get the bus into graft if the wife needs the car and there's a big kid gets on and he takes up the full two seats. He wasn;t owa impressed when loads of people had to stand up and I told him to get up so 2 could sit down and he could stand up. Bless him, I think I hit a nerve. (It was cushioned by fat though, tbf) You utter cunt. I prefer to think of myself more as a bus seat vigilante, who'll stop at nothing to bring fairness and equality to all who travel. 2 old grannys could then take a seat whilst Buster Bloodvessel sweating and swayed with the movement of the bus. I'm going to have to design myself a costume for dealing with these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. I've seen the one that Richard Hammond presented a few years back, with the Birmingham fan who was the then britains fattest man. His 'bird' who was a fat shite aswell was piling full family sized shepherds pies into him and he supped about 25 pints and a pub sized box of crisps in one sitting. They should cull people like that once they hit 20stone and show no signs of recovering back to an acceptable weight. I sometimes get the bus into graft if the wife needs the car and there's a big kid gets on and he takes up the full two seats. He wasn;t owa impressed when loads of people had to stand up and I told him to get up so 2 could sit down and he could stand up. Bless him, I think I hit a nerve. (It was cushioned by fat though, tbf) Good for you. Agree re the cull too, unless it's a proven medical condition, and not fatcuntitis. How many bags in one of them 20? I feel guilty if I eat 2 packs of crisps in a day. Aye, about 24 bags to a box I think. They weren't nee plain walkers neither. Beef'uns mixed in with bags of Pork Scratching, Scampi Fries the lot. Where he gets the money from is what I want to kna. He went to the Birmingham match, went for 20 odd pints, box of crisps and then washed it doon with an Indian banquet and a half dozen tigers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Gonch off Grange Hill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Kill him off ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 6 foot 13 stone ripped to fuck. Only in a geordie room this thread could survive. Next Stevie will open a thread asking How big is your cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 6 foot 13 stone ripped to fuck. Only in a geordie room this thread could survive. Next Stevie will open a thread asking How big is your cock? Well it couldnt survive in a Liverpool one cos you're all obese cunts like Joey's brother off Bread. The only ones who would feel comfortable posting about this in a Liverpool forum are the Norwegians tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 6 foot 13 stone ripped to fuck. Only in a geordie room this thread could survive. Next Stevie will open a thread asking How big is your cock? And then what? Graffiti their username in white letters on a humble community centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Gonch off Grange Hill? Gemmil hammering out his latest post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. Thats EXACTLY what hubby and I both said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Gonch off Grange Hill? Gemmil hammering out his latest post That's a class reference tbf. He was one of my favorite characters. Basically kept the show going after the likes of Zammo left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Gonch off Grange Hill? Gemmil hammering out his latest post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. All Heart you like Gonch Gonch off Grange Hill? Gemmil hammering out his latest post That's a class reference tbf. He was one of my favorite characters. Basically kept the show going after the likes of Zammo left. gonch gardner, trevor cleaver, ziggy greaves - a golden era Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) I have The Biggest Loser on in the background, one of the fatties has already had to pull out because he 'fell over'. Edited January 10, 2011 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 On in the background eh? Just admit it, you're watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've got it on now. I was like Linford in the gym today compared to these pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I may put this down as one of the 'I probably shouldn't admit to' shows in the TV thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 First time I've ever had it on. I'm gonna give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 The human race has fallen to New depths with these beasts. Deplorable creatures, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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