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14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. 
 

Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. 
 

 

 

Vanished without a tres. 

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. 
 

Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. 
 

 

 

Vanished without a tres. 

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A Boldon mother gets into the back of a taxi with her young son and daughter

 

The boy has a large “1” on his shirt, while the girl has a large “3” on hers.

 

The driver pulls his pants up, turns around and asks: “where to?”

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

A Boldon mother gets into the back of a taxi with her young son and daughter

 

The boy has a large “1” on his shirt, while the girl has a large “3” on hers.

 

The driver pulls his pants up, turns around and asks: “where to?”

 

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7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Told the Mrs. I’d pay for her breast implants but only if they were made of solid oak. 
She said- “ Oooh, no, that’d be uncomfortable and weird”

I said, “ Aye, wouldn’t it. “

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