Meenzer 13959 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Sometimes I think I love this thread, but most of the time I Haitit. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Btw, the American pronunciation of Carribbean....... 'Are you fucking kidding me?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Piracy has caused the price of wheat to spiral across the Caribbean. It’s a buck an ear. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Ant, nuke the forum again 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 This has been a miserable slog to wade through. And after the effort I feel you deserve this abortion. My dyslexic raver mate set up a climbing company in Jamaica. Parties of the Carabiner. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Dyslexia isn’t somehting to joek abuot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: If I was the OP on this thread, I'd lock it WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 What do you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head? wibble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Chinese guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “where did you get that” Parrot says “China there’s fucking millions of them “. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: What do you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head? wibble. He’s Japanese, you careless racist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: He’s Japanese, you careless racist. Aye, and he’s asking what you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head. Then he’s telling you. I never said he was Chinese. DO YOU THINK THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME????? Leported So, a snake walks in to a bar and the barman says, ” How’d you do that?” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Chinese guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “where did you get that” Parrot says “China there’s fucking millions BILLIONS of them “. Factualised your post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: that joke didn't get a single lol emoji 14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: happens to also be what my jamaican drill sergeant mate calls his new regiment of soldiers 12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Jamaica’s weather can be unpredictable. Glorious sunshine one month, hurricanes the next. Quite changeable isn’t it… ….the climate of the Caribbean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a Martinus." The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?" "Look", Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 19, 2023 Author Share Posted April 19, 2023 What's the German word for bra? Stoppemfrumfloppen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 The translation for the German word for nipple is “Chest Warts”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: What's the German word for bra? Stoppemfrumfloppen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 21, 2023 Author Share Posted April 21, 2023 I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Just now, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! I knew a lad who kept 100 rabbits up his arse. Called him Warren. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 He was from a weird family. His brother had epilepsy and dressed as a cowboy , called himself Tex Fitz. His mother used to go to the local park and hang off the goalposts every day- other than that she was a lovely woman, Annette. ( I’ve translated these from the Ancient Sanskrit they were first written in). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Fucking cave paintings more like it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38555 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 33 minutes ago, NJS said: Fucking cave paintings more like it. Stonehub.com NSFW. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 13 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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