RobinRobin 14353 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 My grandfather has the heart of a lion ... and a lifetime ban at the zoo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43364 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wykikitoon 28109 Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJeXSKNN-li/?igsh=Z2V5bW93aGZiajRu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50300 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Was having a chat with a futurologist pal, and asked me what I thought life would be like 3,025 years from now. I said we’d either have solved all our problems and become a peaceful, advanced race of spacefarers, or we’d have wiped ourselves out. He asked if there was any way it might be between those two extremes. I said “No, it’s 5050” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43364 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a chat with a futurologist pal, and asked me what I thought life would be like 3,025 years from now. I said we’d either have solved all our problems and become a peaceful, advanced race of spacefarers, or we’d have wiped ourselves out. He asked if there was any way it might be between those two extremes. I said “No, it’s 5050” Should that not be 2,525 years from now? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38788 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Should that not be 2,525 years from now? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14353 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 44 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a chat with a futurologist pal, and asked me what I thought life would be like 3,025 years from now. I said we’d either have solved all our problems and become a peaceful, advanced race of spacefarers, or we’d have wiped ourselves out. He asked if there was any way it might be between those two extremes. I said “No, it’s 5050” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50300 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in the 4K Star Wars remasters? HDMI 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14353 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in the 4K Star Wars remasters? HDMI 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 15932 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in the 4K Star Wars remasters? HDMI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12413 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in the 4K Star Wars remasters? HDMI 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22232 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in the 4K Star Wars remasters? HDMI 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 11963 Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 Had a shit day. Paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk. It's just one thing on top of another. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61822 Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 Fucking hell, sorry to hear that. Would he be prepared to rectify the situation, do you think? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 15932 Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 4 hours ago, Craig said: Had a shit day. Paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk. It's just one thing on top of another. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50300 Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 You fucking plank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28109 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 100% a MF joke this 🤣 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28109 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 What’s the worst thing that can happen in a prostate examination? Two hands on your shoulder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61822 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 Cock up your arse would be worse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5063 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Cock up your arse would be worse. Don't knock it till you've tried it 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 15932 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 45 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Cock up your arse would be worse. I reckon cancer would trump the lot tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43364 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: What’s the worst thing that can happen in a prostate examination? Darth Vader comes through the curtains, sticks his finger up your arse and tells you he's your father? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 394 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 A man is walking past a pet shop when he spots a sign saying.. 'Exclusive - Netherlands Cats for sale'. He is sceptical but sure enough in the window there is a cat wearing an orange collar playing amongst a backdrop of Netherlands flags and model windmills. Still puzzled as to whether this cat is indeed from the Netherlands he strolls inside and asks the assistant.. 'How Dutch is that moggy in the window?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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