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Dr Gloom
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  • 1 month later...

Q: @I ♥ Daddys Cock and his sister/mother went for a walk in the woods one day, but a plane flying overhead sent them into a panic at the "iron bird", and they scattered.

Eventually realising they were separated, and lost, he knew he'd have to track her down before nightfall otherwise the local werewolves might get infected.

With no compass, map, or fucking clue, how did he find her?

 

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Attractive, very attractive.

 

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What did the magician say to the fisherman?

 

Pick a cod any cod

 

It's been a while I'm rusty

:lol:

 

Welcome back Berb

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4 - 5 times a year been to that resort / hotel. Really shocking why cant people just let others get on with their lives?

 

Im filling up knowing someone was thinking of me. Tried NO yesterday and Im still fucking banned, I did nowt it was Stevie.

 

Anyhoo I have still been looking in on herebut do not post due to I do not have a computer.

 

I'm amazed you saw these I thought the were in my head

 

Smeeeagain

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