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Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job.

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Mexican lad I worked with had prosthetic feet. 

 

Called him Roberto. 

 

He had a nice Audi through Motability, until some swine nicked it, which was when I learnt his full name. 

 

Roberto Carlos. 

 

 

I’m here all day…:razz:

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