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9 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

 

Because its the scenter.

 

 

 

 

That's the first joke I ever remember, it was in the Beano annual for 1966. Still makes me laugh

 

what did the ear hear? 

 

only the nose knows 

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4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said 

“ I hope it’s pasteurised “

She said,

” Nah, its just up to my growler.”

 

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Giddup! 

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On 18/11/2022 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said 

“ I hope it’s pasteurised “

She said,

” Nah, its just up to my growler.”

 

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Giddup! 

 

"Is it pasteurised?" Scans better mate imo. I'll try it out at work on Monday. 

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16 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Just a reminder for some forum users

 

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15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs. Fist kept me awake last night as she was constantly muttering shit like 

“ I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein, I wrote the Hobbit…”

 

She was Tolkien in her sleep again. 

I refer my honourable friend to the previous post 

 

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23 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Just a reminder for some forum users

 

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did you not even like the joke i posted recently about my weak spine? you might have missed it. i must have posted it at least a few days ago. it was about a weak back.

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We were driving through the Alps last summer and I had to get Mrs.F. to take over driving as I was laughing so much. 
She said, “ Why are you laughing at mountains?”

I said “ They’re not just mountains, they’re hill areas.”

 

 

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