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i used to be central bank governor of Jamaica, overseeing monetary policy. 

 

They used to call me "High Rates of the Caribbean"

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

i used to be central bank governor of Jamaica, overseeing monetary policy. 

 

They used to call me "High Rates of the Caribbean"

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5 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I used to run a mime school in Jamaica

 

It was called Pierrots of the Caribbean 

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i once saw this massive crowd kicking off in jamaica. pretty soon police turned up with truncheons, shields and tear gas

 

the riots of the Caribbean  

 

 

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CT tried his one hundred and twelfth thousand hobby and fad by booking a weight watching class with a lass from Jamaica.

 

Her company was called Diets of the Carribbean.

 

:CT:

 

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25 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

CT tried his one hundred and twelfth thousand hobby and fad by booking a weight watching class with a lass from Jamaica.

 

Her company was called Diets of the Carribbean.

 

:CT:

 

 

One of the diet books he read was called Carbohydrates of the Caribbean.

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26 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

I assure you we can.

And keep your integrity? I don't think so, bucko.

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31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Oi!

 

i started it 

 

No. You posted a terrible joke which confused yoga and pilates.

 

THEN I started it.

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8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

No. You posted a terrible joke which confused yoga and pilates.

 

THEN I started it.

 

We could hire an investigator to sort this out. Perhaps....

 

 

 

 

Poirot of the Caribbean?

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14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i once saw this massive crowd kicking off in jamaica. pretty soon police turned up with truncheons, shields and tear gas

 

the riots of the Caribbean  

 

 

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Not sure whetehr to post it here or in the holidays thread, but I just got back from a trip to Jamaica. Great spot and on the way back met a couple of top lads on the plane. They're my Sky mates of the Caribbean.

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21 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

A few of us used to run a skydiving club in Jamaica. We were known as pilots of the Caribbean 

 

Hey dickhead, we're not at the point where we need to recycle yet. We're ESPECIALLY not at the point where you can recycle MY one.

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