Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 i once saw a stripper in jamaica. i was lucky enough to see the full monty, including the privates of the Caribbean 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 happens to also be what my jamaican drill sergeant mate calls his new regiment of soldiers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I was surprised to hear they once had major witch problem in Barbados, frequently having burnings at the stake. This in turn brought about a significant rodent plague. They used to refer to them as the Pyre Rats of the Caribbean. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26764 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 minute ago, OTF said: I was surprised to hear they once had major witch problem in Barbados, frequently having burnings at the stake. This in turn brought about a significant rodent plague. They used to refer to them as the Pyre Rats of the Caribbean. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 31 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Hey dickhead, we're not at the point where we need to recycle yet. We're ESPECIALLY not at the point where you can recycle MY one. Oops, caught skipping a thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2192 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 38 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Hey dickhead, we're not at the point where we need to recycle yet. We're ESPECIALLY not at the point where you can recycle MY one. Plagiarist of the Caribbean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38721 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I took a pair of pants to a tailor in Jamaica and said, ” Eumenides?” He said, ” Fuck off mate, wrong joke.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3598 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I used to have a job grading cravats and kneckerchiefs produced in Jamaica Tie rates of the Caribbean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34394 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Have we had someone who goes on rants in Jamaica, tirades of the Caribbean yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I used to work at a factory in Jamaica, making kitchenware for people who wanted to garnish their pasta dishes with the shredded flesh of a respected British character actor. Nighy grates of the Caribbean. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34394 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 If I was the OP on this thread, I'd lock it WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2192 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: I used to work at a factory in Jamaica, making kitchenware for people who wanted to garnish their pasta dishes with the shredded flesh of a respected British character actor. Nighy grates of the Caribbean. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38721 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I used to work at a factory in Jamaica, making kitchenware for people who wanted to garnish their pasta dishes with the shredded flesh of a respected British character actor. Nighy grates of the Caribbean. I hope you feel suitably high levels of self loathing for this one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2192 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: If I was the OP on this thread, I'd lock it WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Need to do it quick before I start waxing lyrical about all my "fine lays" in the Caribbean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38721 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I made a killing flogging dodgy payment protection plans to the fine citizens of Trenchtown. PPI rates of the Caribbean 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 Jamaica’s weather can be unpredictable. Glorious sunshine one month, hurricanes the next. Quite changeable isn’t it… ….the climate of the Caribbean 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 27 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I used to work at a factory in Jamaica, making kitchenware for people who wanted to garnish their pasta dishes with the shredded flesh of a respected British character actor. Nighy grates of the Caribbean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I was telling my mate I’d just been on holiday to the Caribbean with the missus. He said - Jamaica? I said - No, she went of her own accord 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I gave you about 3 pages to slip that one in, Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8988 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, Alex said: I gave you about 3 pages to slip that one in, Gloom Phwoar, bit racy for pre-watershed on a Tuesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Just now, The Fish said: Phwoar, bit racy for pre-watershed on a Tuesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Alex said: I was telling my mate I’d just been on holiday to the Caribbean with the missus. He said - Jamaica? I said - No, she went of her own accord I’ve been Havana great time with these Caribbean puns 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2192 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 I run a fitness company on the island of Hispaniola where we monitor the speed our members can climb Pico Duarte. Each month we celebrate the winner based on the best climb rate in the Caribbean. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38721 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I’ve been Havana great time with these Caribbean puns I can’t believe you’ve done this, you utter Basseterre’d. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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