1, 2, 3...

[@yourservice 67]

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

Drew Barrymore?

 

 

 

Nah…

[Billy Castell 0]

If I had to, 3 and then 1.

[Guest alex]

If I had to, 3 and then 1.

Me too

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

The chubby chasers gradually reveal themselves

[Guest alex]

The chubby chasers gradually reveal themselves

Just lasses though, so you're safe

[The Fish 8989]

I definitely wouldn't. Any of them.

[Holden McGroin 4849]

I definitely wouldn't. Any of them.

 

They probably wouldnt do you tbh. Well, not from the picture your "mates" on here paint of you.

[Guest alex]

Fish's charm makes up for his dress sense.

[The Fish 8989]

I definitely wouldn't. Any of them.

 

They probably wouldnt do you tbh. Well, not from the picture your "mates" on here paint of you.

 

I do ok.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

The chubby chasers gradually reveal themselves

Just lasses though, so you're safe

admit it

 

 

you want my monkey bones

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

If I had to, 3 and then 1.

Me too

 

[Guest alex]

If I had to

[ABZ Rover 0]

If I had to, 3 and then 1.

 

I can only go along with that, but dont tell anyone

[manc-mag 1]

 

Is that the 4th one?

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

 

Is that the 4th one?

I knew she had a wig on

[Gejon 2]

Chez knows the score, it's always better wanking over the ropey birds than it is the airbrushed perfect ones. Therefore it's natural to occasional dip your end in one, they are more grateful too.

[The Fish 8989]

Chez knows the score, it's always better wanking over the ropey birds than it is the airbrushed perfect ones. Therefore it's natural to occasional dip your end in one, they are more grateful too.

It's not binary mate. There's a great swathe of birds between airbrushed perfect and the pug-faced throw-stones-at-the-moon fuggos in the picture above.

 

I'd dare not uncoil the Boa anywhere near those trolls, for fear they'd mistake it for a footlong meatball sub and devour it despite my screams.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

Chez knows the score, it's always better wanking over the ropey birds than it is the airbrushed perfect ones. Therefore it's natural to occasional dip your end in one, they are more grateful too.

It's not binary mate. There's a great swathe of birds between airbrushed perfect and the pug-faced throw-stones-at-the-moon fuggos in the picture above.

 

I'd dare not uncoil the Boa anywhere near those trolls, for fear they'd mistake it for a footlong meatball sub and devour it despite my screams.

With stringy cheese on top?

[TheMoog 0]

Munter-licious

[Billy Castell 0]

 

"IIIIIIIIIIIIII WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNT YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR SOOOOULLLL. I'LLLLL EEEEEAAAATT YOUR SSSSSOOOUUUUULLLLLLLLL."

 

Which sick bastards have voted for number 4?

[Christ O'Pher 0]

In fairness, 2 might be quite nice from the right angle. She's head and shoulders above the others for my money.

 

2->1->3------------------->4 for me.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

In fairness, 2 might be quite nice from the right angle. She's head and shoulders above the others for my money.

 

2->1->3------------------->4 for me.

Face down in a pillow?

 

 

I voted for her mind

[Christ O'Pher 0]

In fairness, 2 might be quite nice from the right angle. She's head and shoulders above the others for my money.

 

2->1->3------------------->4 for me.

Face down in a pillow?

 

 

I voted for her mind

 

Face down in a pillow is a classic position in fairness.

 

You asked earlier how many pints. I'll go

 

1- >7

2- 0-4 (not sure how decent she'd look in person, away from the reflected ugliness of the others)

3- >14

4- death due to liver failure would come first

[Billy Castell 0]

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