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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team

What does Pardew Deserve?  

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  1. 1. Sack Pardew?

    • Yes
      75
    • No
      7


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More money, less stress, mates with Parish, local hero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Relegated. :jonas:

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The reason he decided to leave was because he knew we planned to sell Sissoko and spend a quarter of the money on someone who may or may not be a similar player. Final straw basically

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:lol: Aye, real man of integrity is wor Alan.

It was because he used to play for them, he was offered more money, got the chance to move back home and, most crucially, the opportunity arose.

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Merson and Le Tissier never have a good word to say about us. Of course Merson's a weapons grade fuck-wit into the bargain.

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Is "Cor, he was a good manager, he was" meant to be his attempt to 'do Geordie'?

 

Although the innumerable amounts of dickheads claiming to be toon fans posting on the Chronicle comments pages seem to disagree, I don't think any of us will ever reckon Pardew was a good manager. We had periods where we were good, yes. He was placed under many limitations, yes. We may well end up with a worse manager, yes, I don't dispute that. But was he a good manager? No chance. We plucked him out of obscurity and he managed to get us to Europe once in 4 years before the word came down from upstairs that we weren't to do that again, heaven forbid. The rest of the time we ranged from mediocre to dire, and that's leaving behind the baggage (headbutt, linesman push, Ashley arselicking, guarantee Carroll will not be sold, etc etc) that other mid-to-low Premier League quality managers wouldn't have brought.

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Great news! So happy he's finally fucked off.....I feel grateful to Palace but a little sorry for them at the same time.

 

Here's hoping we get someone half decent....I'm attracted to the idea of a foreign coach as their English will be much better than Pardew's.

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2 days into the New Year and they've managed to get 4 off the staff at SJP, Pards, coach Woodman, "performance analyst" Stevens and I believe Chucky's loan has ended. Doubt any will be replaced.

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Can I please be the first to say adios, Alan, and thanks for all your hard work. Nah, only joking. FUCK OFF YOU CHARLATAN TWAT.

 

:D A fine return.

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