Tom 13834 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I'm not sure what's to be said of the folk who are in tears after reading it mind. He's a gobshite but some people read far too much every word he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Pardew's saying the players are going to need 10 games to gel together. We should have bought in January then shouldnt we ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Fort that wuz what pre season wuz for Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Was wondering what his first excuse would be. But of course as always it's no excuse. We've had to buy all these new players that we're trying integrate into the team at once becuase we sold players in the first place. As has been pointed out many times, we've not actually tried to improve the squad, if that had been what we'd done we would have been in the position to bring these players through over time. The fact pardew has condoned all of the sales by publically backing Ashley means he should be ridiculed for coming out with such shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Nowts changed they've shuffled the pack a bit but it's still Ashley & Pardew innit. Oh and for what it's worth I think Ben Arfur could have made a difference yesterday had he been included in the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 At the end when we were going at them, him on the right instead of Obertan and it could have been a different result. Pig-headed arrogant arsehole won't bury the hatchet though, think we've definitely seen the last of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 He could have also taken off Dummett (who obviously shoudln't have been playing in the first place) instead of Riviere and played with two strikers for the last ten minutes when we were a goal down. But we shouldn't look the fucking moron to make positive moves like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Heard some kid on 6-0-6 last night (I know, I was in the car, in my defence) claiming to be a Newcastle fan and saying everyone should shut up about Pardew because he's doing fantastic job under the circumstances. Had a posh southern accent which instantly got my hackles up (even before the Pardew shite) . The icing on the cake though was that Ian Wright and Kelly Cates had been asking people about their most memorable Premier League goal. Someone had just texted in to say Albert's chip v Man Utd. They mentioned it to him and he had no fucking clue what they were on about. Wright prompted him with "The 5 - nil against Man United" and still no reply from the lad. I hope he stands on an upturned plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8988 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Heard some kid on 6-0-6 last night (I know, I was in the car, in my defence) claiming to be a Newcastle fan and saying everyone should shut up about Pardew because he's doing fantastic job under the circumstances. Had a posh southern accent which instantly got my hackles up (even before the Pardew shite) . The icing on the cake though was that Ian Wright and Kelly Cates had been asking people about their most memorable Premier League goal. Someone had just texted in to say Albert's chip v Man Utd. They mentioned it to him and he had no fucking clue what they were on about. Wright prompted him with "The 5 - nil against Man United" and still no reply from the lad. I hope he stands on an upturned plug. Steady on Old Bean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I hope he stands on an upturned plug. harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I need to hit refresh before responding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 i hope he dies in a freak yachting accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Watched the game on a dodgy stream the commentators pronouncing the names we had Colochino Carbellar Dummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3445 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 The co-commentator said Drummet a lot. No idea why he wasnt corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8988 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I can't believe it's that hard a task to have some researcher oik to get the right pronunciation and give the morons with the headphones a phonetic version. I'd have 'em as K'Bella Yan mart Rivvy ay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Seems to be lots of praise for the makeshift team that we put out, the battling performances and overall balanced approach to the game, but little fanks to Alan. Surely we are big enough to say credit where credits due, particularly when most were expecting a dry humping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bait is laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Seems to be lots of praise for the makeshift team that we put out, the battling performances and overall balanced approach to the game, but little fanks to Alan. Surely we are big enough to say credit where credits due, particularly when most were expecting a dry humping. "Alright mate how you doing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 CT that's a poor effort even by your standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 699 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 No fishing whatsoever. He had a couple of biggys missing but still sent out a battling team that played some attractive football and did us proud. As I said, credit where it's due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 0 shots on target, go take some photos of beans on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 0 shots on target, go take some photos of beans on toast. As others have pointed out to you, the stat of shots in total 12 v 13 paints a fairer picture of the actual game. (I appreciate you're not after a fairer picture) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 As others have pointed out to you, the stat of shots in total 12 v 13 paints a fairer picture of the actual game. (I appreciate you're not after a fairer picture) So praise him for picking players that can't hit the target then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26764 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 0 shots on target, go take some photos of beans on toast. Didn't have beans, used spaghetti instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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