Gemmill 34166 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Mind you've got the nerve to call Allora a town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 We don't really call places villages in 'straya. A village is a poofter joint for soft cunts like that band. Toowoomba. Yeah I don't know. It's an Aborigine word. Could mean anything. Either nobody has deciphered the ancient Aborigine language or no one bothered to ask. Can't remember which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Â If that pic were a gif you'd see tumble weed blowing down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I need to look Toowoomba up. If it has a population of less than 2000, there's gonna be trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I took my then Kiwi girlfriend to the hospital in Toowoomba as she wouldn't shut up about her painful stomach. Â 3 hours later and a bemused doctor told her she had constipation. Fucking great night that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 That place in the middle actually is an empty building one out of every two years. On the off years a cafe opens and fails within 12 months. It's the great circle of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I took my then Kiwi girlfriend to the hospital in Toowoomba as she wouldn't shut up about her painful stomach. Â 3 hours later and a bemused doctor told her she had constipation. Fucking great night that was. Â Are you there wasn't just nothing wrong with her and the doc said she was full of shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Â If that pic were a gif you'd see tumble weed blowing down the road. The shop in the middle looks like it sells out of date vegemite, nails and sleeveless denim jackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I'll have to check the specials menu tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Â Are you there wasn't just nothing wrong with her and the doc said she was full of shit? Â There was plenty wrong with her, sadly for me she was unreasonably hot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The crazy ones always are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I'll have to check the specials menu tomorrow. Wear something sleeveless or you'll be turned away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I'll be sure to grab something from the bogan section of my wardrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Toowoomba is never the name of a fucking city. Â sounds like a proper aussie redneck turf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Allora looks like the sort of place you move to in a witness protection programme. Eh Toonotl eh?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Jesus I thought Ulverstone was small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Yeah. There's a couple of grade A bogans. It's a nice place though. Definitely witness protection turf. So I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 So what made you move there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I'm a single Dad, and I've got the kids 100% of the time. Working full-time as a so-called accountant on the GC, plus looking after the girls was pretty tough. I moved out here because I have family out here that could help with babysitting, kindy/school pickup etc. That way I could get a job in Toowoomba and keep working full-time. Everything has changed a bit since I got cancer last year, but that's kinda besides the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Toowoomba! now that's a place that brings back memories, I was hitch hiking there 2 O'clock in the morning first being hassled by the local yobs then the cops giving me a hard time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Â Sounds like you may have been one of the yobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 No way, I was making my way to Melbourne eventually. All part of my dream to hitch hike around Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Drunken plans are always the most creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Toonotl is Toadfish. Â This is now TT canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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