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Alright lads, over the years i've been very kind to you all but i've also been very mysterious. You want to know something about me? feel free to ask me any question here. I'll answer honestly.

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Alright lads, over the years i've been very kind to you all but i've also been very mysterious. You want to know something about me? feel free to ask me any question here. I'll answer honestly.

 

is your surname Keegan ?

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Have you ever been to Newcastle?

 

unfortunatly no. wanted to get over for the sunderland match on halloween but was working and nobody would go over. Will get over next summer.

 

popped your cherry?

 

yes.

 

What your previous / other user name...

 

never had one. I'm kevin, joined on 31st december. nothing more nothing less.

 

Are you the 2nd brightest cock-botherer working in Mcdonalds?

 

I'm the smartest in there.. by far.

 

Alright lads, over the years i've been very kind to you all but i've also been very mysterious. You want to know something about me? feel free to ask me any question here. I'll answer honestly.

 

is your surname Keegan ?

 

Nah :drinks:

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Have you ever considered sacrificing your life to better humanity?

 

Have you ever inserted a potato, orany other potato based product up your arse?

 

Are you in favour of Proportional Representation for the UK parliament, and if so, what form should it be?

 

What are your views on Sartrean Marxist existentialism?

 

Lady Gaga: Pop genius or tedious attention seeking media creation?

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Have you ever considered sacrificing your life to better humanity?

 

no. have you?

 

Have you ever inserted a potato, orany other potato based product up your arse?

 

 

no...

 

Are you in favour of Proportional Representation for the UK parliament, and if so, what form should it be?

 

 

In a way you could say i am. I'm in huge favour of smaller parties and independant candidates having a better chance but at the same time the adoption of list systems breaks the link between the elected representative and their constituency. I duno, i'd be in favour of it in a way i suppose. (i did alevel politics, wise guy :drinks: )

 

What are your views on Sartrean Marxist existentialism?

 

i have no views on this.

 

Lady Gaga: Pop genius or tedious attention seeking media creation?

 

pop genius, deffs.

 

 

Can I have your mum's number?

 

no.

 

Can I have your mum's number?

She's not that good mate.

Welly top.

 

Questions only guys.

 

Experienced though, that counts for something.

 

see above.

 

Experienced though, that counts for something.

Knows when to nip the sphincter, I'll give her that.

 

see above the comment above.

 

Can I have your mum's number?

:D

 

see above the comments above comment.

 

Thanks guys!

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I'm glad we have a similar view on PR, with the Alternative Vote, or the Single Transferable Vote being my preferences. You're just wrong on Gaga though.

 

Anyway...............

 

Can I have fries with that please?

 

Should test cricket return to uncovered pitches?

 

Are you Red Squirrel, and do you have the laptop?

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If I can't have your mam's number, is there any chance of posting a picture of her fanny up then?

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.

 

Will do, but there was no need to talk about kevin like that

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OK. Can I have your mate's number from your Facebook profile pic?

 

PM.

 

What is your dads name?

 

can't say that :)

 

OK. Can I have your mate's number from your Facebook profile pic?

 

;)

 

I can't tear them apart tbh.

 

Questions only.

 

If I can't have your mam's number, is there any chance of posting a picture of her fanny up then?

 

none at all.

 

I'm glad we have a similar view on PR, with the Alternative Vote, or the Single Transferable Vote being my preferences. You're just wrong on Gaga though.

 

Anyway...............

 

Can I have fries with that please?

 

Yeah ofcourse. alternatively you can make it a meal for 1.29?

 

Should test cricket return to uncovered pitches?

 

is this bitch being serious?

 

Are you Red Squirrel, and do you have the laptop?

 

I'm not a squirrel and i have a laptop.

 

 

If I can't have your mam's number, is there any chance of posting a picture of her fanny up then?

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.

 

Questions only.

 

If I can't have your mam's number, is there any chance of posting a picture of her fanny up then?

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.

 

Will do, but there was no need to talk about kevin like that

 

See above.

 

If I can't have your mam's number, is there any chance of posting a picture of her fanny up then?

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.

 

<_<

 

See the comment above this comments comment above.

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