Craig 6287 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Newcastle are lining up a move for Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt as Graeme Souness steps up his search for Alan Shearer's replacement. Souness is searching high and low for a new striker as Shearer plans to hang up his boots at the end of the season and Kuyt is known to be high on his list of targets. The Magpies would face strong competition from Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea who are are showing a keen interest in the Dutch international who has already banged in 10 goals in 14 games this season. Souness may have to wait until the summer if he is to land the Feyenoord star though as the player is not keen on a January move just months before the World Cup in Germany. The striker fears a move could affect his form but has revealed he would consider a move away when the summer comes around. Souness is also said to be targeting moves for Nihat Kahveci and Tuncay Sanli after confirming he may also turn to Turkey for more players, while Nicolas Anelka is still on his list of targets. The gaffer will have money to spend but he may have to ask chairman Freddie Shepherd for in the region of £15million if he is to land his number-one target Kuyt. http://www.eatsleepsport.com/news_details....&l_id=1&t_id=52 As if he's going to be manager as long as January........ Fuck, I hope he's gone by then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Toontastic exclusive! He wont be manager come January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34179 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 If he's still manager in January, I fully expect us to be sitting pretty in a CL spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 If he's still manager in January, I fully expect us to be sitting pretty in a CL spot. 65342[/snapback] Have you and Graeme already registered a partnership in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It worries me how much cash he'll have spent before he gets the chop* The next incumbent isnt gonna have a pot to piss in if the Souness spree is allowed to resume in January. *assuming he does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] Tell me he's not for real? I deplore to all NUFC fans to do what you can to not let Steven Taylor play against Arsenal. What we gonna do like, run on the pitch and stop him? And is 'deplore' the right choice of word there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It worries me how much cash he'll have spent before he gets the chop* The next incumbent isnt gonna have a pot to piss in if the Souness spree is allowed to resume in January. *assuming he does 65347[/snapback] Well hopefully the next one isn't walking in declaring "this is the best squad I've ever worked with" but then won't be able to beat teams above Sunday-league format and demand that he needs more time and to build his own team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] Tell me he's not for real? I deplore to all NUFC fans to do what you can to not let Steven Taylor play against Arsenal. What we gonna do like, run on the pitch and stop him? And is 'deplore' the right choice of word there? 65349[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It worries me how much cash he'll have spent before he gets the chop* The next incumbent isnt gonna have a pot to piss in if the Souness spree is allowed to resume in January. *assuming he does 65347[/snapback] Well hopefully the next one isn't walking in declaring "this is the best squad I've ever worked with" but then won't be able to beat teams above Sunday-league format and demand that he needs more time and to build his own team... 65350[/snapback] I'm telling Gemmill on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] And who rushed Bryan Robson back early with a shoulder injury? Sir Bob of Robson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] And who rushed Bryan Robson back early with a shoulder injury? Sir Bob of Robson. 65353[/snapback] Souness's fault though..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34179 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] Obi had the right idea with his "Every case is different, you melodramatic mincer" response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I deplore to all NUFC fans to do what you can to not let Steven Taylor play against Arsenal. What we gonna do like, run on the pitch and stop him? And is 'deplore' the right choice of word there? 65349[/snapback] Nar, 'deplore' is what Sooooness thinks about a lot of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] And who rushed Bryan Robson back early with a shoulder injury? Sir Bob of Robson. 65353[/snapback] Souness's fault though..! 65356[/snapback] Being a fan, can I take some of the responsibility as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Anyone seen this rumour: Click here Jesus wept! 65341[/snapback] And who rushed Bryan Robson back early with a shoulder injury? Sir Bob of Robson. 65353[/snapback] Souness's fault though..! 65356[/snapback] So if Souness doesn't risk Taylor on Saturday, does that make him a better manager than Sir Bob who did, to quote, resort to 'a desperate measure which could both **** us up, but more importantly **** up the career of a top, proffesional talent.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I've said it before, Taylor is dogshit anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34179 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I've said it before, Taylor is dogshit anyways. 65367[/snapback] There'd be a lynching in Didsbureh tonight if you posted that on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 (edited) I note testa mora dislocated her arm yesterday. Funnily enough she knew all about George Best and alcoholism last week as she'd been to the doctors with an addiction to a non-alcoholic liquid. And before anyone calls me a two-faced snide I take the piss out over there too. Edited December 7, 2005 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 I note testa mora dislocated her arm yesterday. Funnily enough she knew all about George Best and alcoholism last week as she'd been to the doctors with an addiction to a non-alcoholic liquid. And before anyone calls me a two-faced snide I take the piss out over there too. 65376[/snapback] Didn't she get sacked as Kettering manager as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Testa Mora is a women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Testa Mora is a women? 65383[/snapback] Not only that, she also seems to be shizophrenic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 My brother wants to know who testa mora is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 What we gonna do like, run on the pitch and stop him? And is 'deplore' the right choice of word there? 65349[/snapback] I'm guessing 'implore' is the word he was trawling the depths of his intellect for. Another one on HTT's 'If I use big words people will think I'm dead clever' Big Red Fun Bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I note testa mora dislocated her arm yesterday. Funnily enough she knew all about George Best and alcoholism last week as she'd been to the doctors with an addiction to a non-alcoholic liquid. And before anyone calls me a two-faced snide I take the piss out over there too. 65376[/snapback] Didn't she get sacked as Kettering manager as well? 65378[/snapback] She was sent home from school for wearing a crucifix I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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