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Yeah, Crouch.................i just fooking hate him!

 

Call my mate Crouch to piss him off though! lol

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He doesnt look like him tho I hope. Crouch looks like Timmay from South Park (as Craig pointed out), the poor bugger.

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I was pleased for him on saturday. He seems a canny enough lad.

 

He does look weird though, like Luke Chadwick after a few sessions on The Rack.

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Agree with him seeming a nice bloke. He always comes across very well in interviews. Even if you can only see the bottom half of his face.

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I was pleased for him on saturday. He seems a canny enough lad.

 

He does look weird though, like Luke Chadwick after a few sessions on The Rack.

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Agree with him seeming a nice bloke. He always comes across very well in interviews. Even if you can only see the bottom half of his face.

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Has anyone noticed he's the absolute spit of one of the minor characters out of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps?

 

Personally I reckon he might outscore Owen if these injuries continue.

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I'd rather have Shola than Crouch any day of the week. Liverpool fans seem to be strangely behind him. 2 pissed scousers in the pub in Tuesday singing:

 

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...Peter Crouch....Peter Crouch"

 

Another classic:

 

"He's quick, he's hard, hes better than Frank Lampard....Steve Gerrard..Steve Gerrard"

 

Its even better when you put on a Scouse accent.

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I'd rather have Shola than Crouch any day of the week. Liverpool fans seem to be strangely behind him. 2 pissed scousers in the pub in Tuesday singing:

 

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...Peter Crouch....Peter Crouch"

 

Another classic:

 

"He's quick, he's hard, hes better than Frank Lampard....Steve Gerrard..Steve Gerrard"

 

Its even better when you put on a Scouse accent.

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I don't rate Crouch either but I think that's an incredible comment......

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I'd rather have Shola than Crouch any day of the week. Liverpool fans seem to be strangely behind him. 2 pissed scousers in the pub in Tuesday singing:

 

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...Peter Crouch....Peter Crouch"

 

Another classic:

 

"He's quick, he's hard, hes better than Frank Lampard....Steve Gerrard..Steve Gerrard"

 

Its even better when you put on a Scouse accent.

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I don't rate Crouch either but I think that's an incredible comment......

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What is Crouch better at than Ameobi? Take away his 6 month spell when he knocked in a few goals and he is well below average.

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I'd rather have Shola than Crouch any day of the week. Liverpool fans seem to be strangely behind him. 2 pissed scousers in the pub in Tuesday singing:

 

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed...Peter Crouch....Peter Crouch"

 

Another classic:

 

"He's quick, he's hard, hes better than Frank Lampard....Steve Gerrard..Steve Gerrard"

 

Its even better when you put on a Scouse accent.

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I don't rate Crouch either but I think that's an incredible comment......

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What is Crouch better at than Ameobi? Take away his 6 month spell when he knocked in a few goals and he is well below average.

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Well I'd have him over Ameobi, but that's not saying much. Bizarrely though, both seem to be highly rated by football professionals......

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Just been having a chat with a Liverpool fan who, given the opportunity, wouldn't swap Crouch for Owen! :lol:

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The same Liverpool fan who bases the size of a club on their current league position? The same Liverpool fan who to back his argument goes on to claim that Liverpool weren't a big club between 1995 and 2000?

 

The same Liverpool fan who once said

"Owen is by far a better player than Morientes but then again hes better than most in the world"
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Ignore him mate, he argues for the sake of it :lol:

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