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This is what you need to know if you're dating a Sunderland fan

 

Dating a Sunderland fan?

 

Well, lucky you! Your life will be surrounded by red and white and the Stadium of Light will feel like a second home.

 

But in order to make your relationship a success, there are a few more things you need to understand. We're here to help. Just scroll down and pick up several pointers on what to expect from your Mackem mate.

 

1. What MLF means If your partner is described as a MLF, it means they are a 'Massive Lads Fans'. Know that.

2. First love You're not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with their favourite SAFC player of all time. 

3. Quinn and Phillips No matter how strong you think you and your partner are, in their mind, you'll never be as strong as Quinn and Phillips 

4. Hate Newcastle United Don't question it. You want Newcastle to lose at all costs. FTM... don't Google it at work.

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/this-is-what-you-need-to-know-if-you-re-dating-a-sunderland-fan-1-9470563

 

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2 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

QkIWFSu.jpg   

 

This is what you need to know if you're dating a Sunderland fan

 

Dating a Sunderland fan?

 

Well, lucky you! Your life will be surrounded by red and white and the Stadium of Light will feel like a second home.

 

But in order to make your relationship a success, there are a few more things you need to understand. We're here to help. Just scroll down and pick up several pointers on what to expect from your Mackem mate.

 

1. What MLF means If your partner is described as a MLF, it means they are a 'Massive Lads Fans'. Know that.

2. First love You're not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with their favourite SAFC player of all time. 

3. Quinn and Phillips No matter how strong you think you and your partner are, in their mind, you'll never be as strong as Quinn and Phillips 

4. Hate Newcastle United Don't question it. You want Newcastle to lose at all costs. FTM... don't Google it at work.

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/this-is-what-you-need-to-know-if-you-re-dating-a-sunderland-fan-1-9470563

 

:D

 

They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig. 

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And don’t forget to pick up your complementary blue drink and Callum’s sewpa chicken dippahhs on with way in to the pub/match/relatives tenement with your new Sunderland lassy Colleen, or new MLF Kevin. 

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