ewerk 26316 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The market is generally next manager to leave rather than be sacked. I put a sizeable bet on JFK to be the next manager to leave when news broke of his heart attack but as Shearer was only officially interim manager and Kinnear didn't officially leave the club until the end of the season the cunts wouldn't pay out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Big blow for Palace anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Former Palace chairman Simon Jordan told Talksport that managers "have to do as they're told". "Football managers are incredibly difficult people to deal with because they believe their own hype," Jordan said. "I know what managers will do, they will put you to the sword. If you don't stand up and you don't manage your football club properly, they will run havoc in it and then they will disappear into the ether when it least suits you." I don't think that man has every uttered a word that didn't make him look like a complete twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Aye, Simon Jordan not only looks like a twat but also has the words to back it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4218 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen Michael Owen taking to boring factor to comical levels, "I don't watch films or listen to music, I just sit quietly" (paraphrasing of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What’s the last film you saw? "It’s very boring, but I don’t watch films. I think I’ve seen about five in my life. I just can’t get into them. I do try – someone will say, ‘Watch this film, it’s great,’ and I’ll try but after half an hour, 40 minutes I can’t take it any longer." A bit like me listening to his commentating except I don't get as far as 30 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ill try but after half an hour, 40 minutes I cant take it any longer. Talking about his NUFC career? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 His craic would make an onion cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34434 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What a fucking weird, weird bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 He does come across as a staggeringly boring man, you could probably take most the tweets from that boring James Milner and they'd apply perfectly to him as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 BT can't seriously have kept him on for next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) If you need reminding that you're a normal functioning human being..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04drl7b/football-fight-club Edited August 16, 2014 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Can you call yourself a football hooligan when you have to ask your dad what the score was cos you were busy during the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9990 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Did a bird shit in Ashley Youngs mouth? https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3462 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Great start for 'Van United'. Regardless of what happens today the're going to struggle to finish 4th with that squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Maybe that Moyes fella wasn't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Missed their game but think I'll listen to BT's post mortem, they sound gutted a bit like last year when we beat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Are they going to mention Swansea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 By the way, early on Charlie Nicholas didn't seem to impressed with our new signings in particular noting we'd took on De Jong even though he didn't set the place alight last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 By the way, early on Charlie Nicholas didn't seem to impressed with our new signings in particular noting we'd took on De Jong even though he didn't set the place alight last year. I've,for no particular reason, powerfully detested Charlie Nicholas for years. This makes me chuckle and fume in equal measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 By the way, early on Charlie Nicholas didn't seem to impressed with our new signings in particular noting we'd took on De Jong even though he didn't set the place alight last year. That perfectly encapsulates the laziness of punditry there like. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28866189 Suspended just long enough so they could spend £125m on new players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Looks like Cardiff are still holding a bit of a grudge. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2730307/Malky-Mackay-Iain-Moody-investigated-FA-sexist-racist-homophobic-text-messages-time-Cardiff.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/11422643.Coming_to_a_Poole_park_near_you__England_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_signs_for_Sunday_League_football_team/ So just to confirm Gazza will be playing on the rec at the back of my house on Sunday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30393 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Even though I rate him, I think Balotelli to Liverpool is a funny one, if it comes off. I don't really think he suits their style of play under Rogers. Plus him and Sturridge will want to play through the middle in the big games. Puts a bit of a dampener on Lambert's move there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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