Emergency Loan?

[luckyluke 1]

ridiculous that we let three players go and brought in only one when the squad was already wafter thin.

 

i feel like deadman right now. if i saw ashley i don't think i'd be able to sto myself sticking one on him

 

And me.

 

Furthermore, if I ever required my professional assistance, I would be extremely reluctant to actually keep him alive after knocking him out (for which, my preferred induction would be that of Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock rather than one involving drugs).

 

Although I might not have much choice in the matter - he has the kind of body shape, neck and, I'd wager functional capacity that gives anaesthetists nightmares.

 

The fat fucking cunt.

[ToonArmyMIA 0]

ridiculous that we let three players go and brought in only one when the squad was already wafter thin.

 

i feel like deadman right now. if i saw ashley i don't think i'd be able to sto myself sticking one on him

 

And me.

 

Furthermore, if I ever required my professional assistance, I would be extremely reluctant to actually keep him alive after knocking him out (for which, my preferred induction would be that of Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock rather than one involving drugs).

 

Although I might not have much choice in the matter - he has the kind of body shape, neck and, I'd wager functional capacity that gives anaesthetists nightmares.

 

The fat fucking cunt.

 

Do we have an option to recall Routledge in the loan deal?

[Exile 0]

Routledge could not cross to save his life, but his presence in the squad meant we had a shape, and we had attacking options on both sides. At the moment our attack is Enrique -> Jonas -> Enrique ->Jonas who gets fouled and Barton takes the free kick. That worked when we had someone to get on the end of that, but then we sold him.

Nolan only scores when Carroll sets him up and now will find he has no real purpose in the side other than to shout at everyone when he fucks up, largely due to him being as mobile as an escort with bricks where its wheels should be.

Thank god that Alan Smith is injured. A central midfield of Smith and Nolan is about as effective as putting two stakes in the ground by the halfway line. Although the Alan Smith stake occasionally falls over and conceeds yellow cards in the process.

Even with Tiote back, we are fucked. No matter how much we boss the midfield, if we have no one further up who understands the basic principle of "ball goes in net" then we are fucked.

Sorry, been drinking. More despondant than usual

[Phil 6]

ridiculous that we let three players go and brought in only one when the squad was already wafter thin.

 

i feel like deadman right now. if i saw ashley i don't think i'd be able to sto myself sticking one on him

 

And me.

 

Furthermore, if I ever required my professional assistance, I would be extremely reluctant to actually keep him alive after knocking him out (for which, my preferred induction would be that of Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock rather than one involving drugs).

 

Although I might not have much choice in the matter - he has the kind of body shape, neck and, I'd wager functional capacity that gives anaesthetists nightmares.

 

The fat fucking cunt.

 

Do we have an option to recall Routledge in the loan deal?

 

Both Xisco and Routledge have been named in our updated squad list, so they must have. Loan rules say they can't be recalled in the first month. So in theory Routledge could be back 21st Feb. I doubt we'd take up the option as there's said to be a nice payout if QPR get promoted.