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Following the tradition started by that poisoned fucking Dwarf Wise and the famed "Nacho" Gonzalez; Pardew has grabbed another midfield spastic , the baldy headed Ireland whom seems destined to be on loan in the sick room for the rest of the season.

 

Just wondering if anyone else can think of any other clubs who have done such great loan signings!

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Don't know what you're complaining about OBG, we got him for nowt didn't we? :D

 

indeed, and as we can't in any way attempt to match Spurs and Liverpool, let's hope everybody knows our place and gets on with it.

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Following the tradition started by that poisoned fucking Dwarf Wise and the famed "Nacho" Gonzalez; Pardew has grabbed another midfield spastic , the baldy headed Ireland whom seems destined to be on loan in the sick room for the rest of the season.

 

Just wondering if anyone else can think of any other clubs who have done such great loan signings!

This will no doubt please you then OBG :D

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newca...icle712334.html

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As much as football is full of knob'eds these days , if the immediate future of this club is hinged around 5 year contracts for fuckin arseholes like Ireland and Ranger it makes for very sad times . Very sad times indeed .

 

What? :D

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If Pardew is seriously thinking of signing Ireland I can only presume its based on the hope that Ireland can rediscover his form of a few years ago and not remain a whinging waste of space.. I suppose it fits with the FCB ethos, buy cheap and hope you aint buying shite.

 

:D

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At least we managed to get Gosling on a permanent contract

 

 

Gosling I don't understand, got him already in the sick-bay, nursed him back into training, played in a reserve outing with no apparent problems, then played a few minutes with the first team, and his knee swells up. Where is he and what is his status. Will we see him again this season.

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At least we managed to get Gosling on a permanent contract

 

 

Gosling I don't understand, got him already in the sick-bay, nursed him back into training, played in a reserve outing with no apparent problems, then played a few minutes with the first team, and his knee swells up. Where is he and what is his status. Will we see him again this season.

At the end of the summer when we have signed no fucker of any merit, you can almost hear the party line being toted by Pardew now..."We've got Hatem and Gosling coming back this season so they will be like new signings, and signings of the quality we expect for a club like this." Glossing over the fact that we will still be thread bare in key areas and will probably have signed some knacker as our new number 9.

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At least we managed to get Gosling on a permanent contract

 

 

Gosling I don't understand, got him already in the sick-bay, nursed him back into training, played in a reserve outing with no apparent problems, then played a few minutes with the first team, and his knee swells up. Where is he and what is his status. Will we see him again this season.

At the end of the summer when we have signed no fucker of any merit, you can almost hear the party line being toted by Pardew now..."We've got Hatem and Gosling coming back this season so they will be like new signings, and signings of the quality we expect for a club like this." Glossing over the fact that we will still be thread bare in key areas and will probably have signed some knacker as our new number 9.

 

indeed, and one or two members of this message board will be trotting out the same shite too.

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At least we managed to get Gosling on a permanent contract

 

 

Gosling I don't understand, got him already in the sick-bay, nursed him back into training, played in a reserve outing with no apparent problems, then played a few minutes with the first team, and his knee swells up. Where is he and what is his status. Will we see him again this season.

At the end of the summer when we have signed no fucker of any merit, you can almost hear the party line being toted by Pardew now..."We've got Hatem and Gosling coming back this season so they will be like new signings, and signings of the quality we expect for a club like this." Glossing over the fact that we will still be thread bare in key areas and will probably have signed some knacker as our new number 9.

 

indeed, and one or two members of this message board will be trotting out the same shite too.

Wait and see who we buy in January etc. :D

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At least we managed to get Gosling on a permanent contract

 

 

Gosling I don't understand, got him already in the sick-bay, nursed him back into training, played in a reserve outing with no apparent problems, then played a few minutes with the first team, and his knee swells up. Where is he and what is his status. Will we see him again this season.

At the end of the summer when we have signed no fucker of any merit, you can almost hear the party line being toted by Pardew now..."We've got Hatem and Gosling coming back this season so they will be like new signings, and signings of the quality we expect for a club like this." Glossing over the fact that we will still be thread bare in key areas and will probably have signed some knacker as our new number 9.

 

indeed, and one or two members of this message board will be trotting out the same shite too.

Wait and see who we buy in January etc. :D

We'll never sell Carroll... :D

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