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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football

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Translation:

 

"My job is director of football. My job is to wind up the fans, players and manager

 

"I will not be picking the team or the tactics. I'll be standing in the dressing room, making a whistling noise and saying "I wouldn't play that daft fucker there, Alan"

 

"I will just ensure we have the best possible team I will ensure that as many of the first team as possible hand in transfer requests. Fuck me, did you see how much we could make on Cabaye?

 

"If the manager wants my advice on that I am sure he will ask me. The manager will get my advice, whether he asks for it or not

 

"And he says his stint at Newcastle the first time around will hold him in good stead They already hate me, so there's not going to be any time wasted. I can get right on with crushing peoples hopes and dreams. Then calling them cunts

 

He said: "When I took over we were third bottom but I took them to 12th. Then lost about ten games in a row and had a heart attack when things started going tits up

 

"Then I had the heart attack at West Brom And our form taking a nose dive, and it becoming obvious to the world that I was a clueless nad-sack had absolutely nothing to do with that

 

"We would not have been relegated. We were fucked, and to be honest, the heart attack was the best thing that could have happened to me

 

"We were million to one not to be relegated. It was nailed on that we were going down

 

"If I had been in charge we would not have been relegated. If I'd been in charge, we might actually have dropped down two or three divisions

 

"Kinnear indicated his new role will see him look at recruitment and bringing in new talent Kinnear's new role will involve him cleaning clagnuts out of Mike's arse crack, then watching Loose Women while occasionally yelling out the window to the manager, pointing out all the things he's doing wrong

 

He said:"Now I intend to make Newcastle better. I fully intend to see those Geordie bastards burn in hell

 

"I want to make them far better than they are now I want to see the fuckers implode, because Mike's worked out he can make more money turning the stadium into a car park and casino

 

"We want to sign the right players. We want to sell the right players. Well, all of them, actually

 

"There is no other agenda There is another agenda. The fact that I even bothered to point this out kind of proves it

 

"If some aren't good enough then we will move them out. Along with the ones that are good enough. I hear we might be able to get Sol Campbell back on a free transfer. And what happened to my mate Geremi?

 

"Kinnear also insisted he is the right man for the job

 

.He added:"I've got more knowledge than anyone at the football club As long as you only include Mike, Derek and Alan in the list

 

"That is not being disrespectful to anybody there. But they are a bunch of cunts and they can all fuck themselves

 

"Kinnear also said the contract had been signed, sealed and delivered. Because now it's too late for you to complain about it

 

And says: "It is a done deal. And that one is just to rub it in

"My job will be to find players and improve the club My job will be to find people to buy our players, and the club will be much improved when its sponsored by NCP

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Scary to think that, in the event that Pardew goes on a run bad enough to get him sacked (by definition relegation form), the man that will take over from him for a period will be even less competent than the man he's replacing, and more than capable of accelerating any downward slide.

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Also he'd be advising on Pardew's replacement. :lol: "Awww teww you wan fing, Mike my sahn. What you don't want is a fackin forrunna! You want a man like Stuart fackin Pearce. Samwan wiv a bit o the buwwdog abaht'em!"

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There's nothing wrong with a bit of self-confidence no matter what you do but why have we been lumbered with fuckers like this prick, Souness and Allardyce who are so blind to their absolute fucking dreadfullness?

 

I know the mackems could mention Bruce and a couple of others in the same vein but fucking hell we're cursed with those three twats.

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Ashley is a cunt anyone who ever thought anything else is also a cunt. All the supporters out there happy to give this fat cunt your money well you're a cunt as well.

 

:lol:

 

 

Part of me thinks this is an attempt to take all the focus off Pardew. We have someone else to hate now, if things dont go well next season, Kinnear could take the blame and the axe, before Pards does. Thus temporarily pacifying the fans and giving Pardew some more time. Like an extra life. :scratchchin:

 

Just the sort of thing you would expect from Ashley.

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Also he'd be advising on Pardew's replacement. :lol: "Awww teww you wan fing, Mike my sahn. What you don't want is a fackin forrunna! You want a man like Stuart fackin Pearce. Samwan wiv a bit o the buwwdog abaht'em!"

:lol: the more you think about it the worse and worse it gets. The gift that keeps on giving.

Honestly man it takes one interview to know he's a complete football dinosaur, just looking to have another mate for their nights in aspers.

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:lol:

 

 

Part of me thinks this is an attempt to take all the focus off Pardew. We have someone else to hate now, if things dont go well next season, Kinnear could take the blame and the axe, before Pards does. Thus temporarily pacifying the fans and giving Pardew some more time. Like an extra life. :scratchchin:

 

Just the sort of thing you would expect from Ashley.

:lol: could honestly seeing this be true. "We now realize what an ill informed decision it was to appoint a man who doesn't know anyone's name and abuses people in press conferences as the person in charge of the direction of the club."

On the plus side there's absolutely zero chance of getting Charles insomnia back now.

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We should change our motto to

" Raptus Regaliter per Cunnus Inritus Irritus"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Royally screwed by useless cunts.

 

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This is a sad day to be a Newcastle supporter. What the fuck is Ashley thinking here.

Edited by Ausman

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Just found this out . Worst end to an otherwise great day .

 

FUCK RIGHT OFF . THE FAT, PURPLE SWEATY SHAMELESS FUCKING MESS OF A CUNT .

 

Lowest point I've known in nearly 30 years of following the club .

 

If I was Pardew I'd be off back to obscurity with this latest indiscretion .

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Shite NUFC news and toontastic goes down again?

 

 

Fucking pathetic this, can I have my money back?

 

naw i was fixing the twitter login stuff so knocked off the db while i did, distracting myself from the shitty news

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You know what, I'm beginning to consider that this is a knock on after KK had a go at them in that TV prog recently. Thats how childish they are.

 

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest . That's their stamp .

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