Isegrim 8868 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Unlikely to start a game until the end of the year because of fitness issues according to Edwards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He’ll only have had about 4 months to get himself fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9944 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He's 31 next January, and has only played more than 20 league games a season 4 times in his career. Madness to expect that to change now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He made a canny impact tbh. Had two of their lads on the deck within about 30 seconds of coming on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 The fact that he’s probably our best source for goals at the minute is the most damning thing of all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Tom said: He made a canny impact tbh. He left a crater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I don’t doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimianStill 0 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 He's a player that had decent potential that he never lived up to. It's partly his fault, due to his lifestyle choices, but he was never going to be as good as we hoped he would. It's a shame he came back, because he's predominantly a useless crock now, but that's Fat Uncle Mike - thinking he knows what will be popular, but years behind the curve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/10/with-latest-revelation-was-there-really-ever-any-point-in-newcastle-signing-andy-carroll-newcastle-united/ Training 2 days a week now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Even at his so-called peak he did next to fuck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Had he stayed fit, he could have been a top striker. Could have been great at Anfield because they'd bought a player who should put in on a plate for him in Downing, but then played the wrong style under Dalglish. Injuries aside I think he had all the attributes, not just the physical side of things but he took up good positions and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I don't think he's ever really been in love with the game, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9944 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Crocked again, who'd have thunk it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Yet another top bargain. Dwight Gayle is now in the “Williamson” role of simply getting games because we refuse to strengthen his position. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7085 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 appeased the terminally stupid masses. just triple relegate this grotesque advertising hoarding NOW. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Picked up a groin injury when he came on as sub at Chelsea wont be available for the Wolfs game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Just £20,000 to pay him this week then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Bruce the other day speaking about Carroll... We all know that if Andy stays fit then he’s a wonderful, wonderful centre forward. “Certainly of his type, I don’t think there’s been anybody better in the last eight to ten years when he has been playing. “A fit Andy Carroll is going to be huge and great for us going forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 51 minutes ago, trooper said: Bruce the other day speaking about Carroll... We all know that if Andy stays fit then he’s a wonderful, wonderful centre forward. “Certainly of his type, I don’t think there’s been anybody better in the last eight to ten years when he has been playing. “A fit Andy Carroll is going to be huge and great for us going forward. Aye, when he's playing. He's averaged less than four league goals a season in over the last eight full seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 6 hours ago, ewerk said: Aye, when he's playing. He's averaged less than four league goals a season in over the last eight full seasons. What's his goals per minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Did I miss the ceremony where they made me your bitch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Not so much a ceremony, more a quick chicken sacrifice, then some English tapas with a glass of bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 hours ago, The Fish said: What's his goals per minute? I don’t really think you can work that stat to a player’s advantage when they spend most of their time injured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Wednesday: “We just have to keep him on the pitch – So far, touch wood, so good.” Thursday: "Aye, he's fucked again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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