ADP 0 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Or stop being a fanny, be a bloke that doesn't need to soften tea with sugar? I'm really sorry. *black coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I'm really sorry. *black coffee. Better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 "MEN" who leave the seat of the loo up after they use it and manage to pee all over the floor too, flithy barstewards. And don't get me started on putting the lid down! Women who are too lazy to wipe my piss of the seat before they sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 When you give a dog a real treat that you know they should chew, roll around the palate and savour and the fuckers just take a couple of chomps and swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 When you give a dog a real treat that you know they should chew, roll around the palate and savour and the fuckers just take a couple of chomps and swallow. Did it learn from watching you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Did it learn from watching you? Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Adults who include their full first name in their signature like a child would when they're first learning joined up writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 That's a very specific dislike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Adults who include their full first name in their signature like a child would when they're first learning joined up writing. I do that for the aesthetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Connoisseur dogs, pretentious little shithouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Adults who include their full first name in their signature like a child would when they're first learning joined up writing. Add to that the arseholes who include letters after their name in their email signatures. Oh, you got a BA in fashion studies from Wolverhampton University? Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I put letters after my name so people know I'm a PPF (Professional Pram Filler). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Add to that the arseholes who include letters after their name in their email signatures. Oh, you got a BA in fashion studies from Wolverhampton University? Fuck off. Dr Ewerk. PhD, M.A. BA Hons in Health and Potato Studies from the University of Trottman, B.O.G. Edited January 21, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Connoisseur dogs, pretentious little shithouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Lasses who flush their tampax As apposed to what? Wrapping it in tissue and putting it in the bin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Grown adults who refer to a fucking dog or cat “finding it’s forever home”. Fuck off. ( Especially when it’s Jo Brand on some shite pet programme that my Mrs is watching with no shame). Fuck off twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Even more so when the dog's about 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13965 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Alex said: Even more so when the dog's about 12 I think you mean "soon to cross the Rainbow Bridge" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 People refusing to walk past me in the supermarket until I'm finished picking something off the shelf. You're not going to catch fucking COVID being within 2m of me for 3 seconds as you walk past! Same goes for people that literally jump into oncoming traffic to avoid walking past someone on the path Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I don't think that's anything to do with covid, mate. Try a shower once in a while, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: People refusing to walk past me in the supermarket until I'm finished picking something off the shelf. You're not going to catch fucking COVID being within 2m of me for 3 seconds as you walk past! Same goes for people that literally jump into oncoming traffic to avoid walking past someone on the path i do both of those things 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 20 minutes ago, ewerk said: I don't think that's anything to do with covid, mate. Try a shower once in a while, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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