Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead. No stay here, we need new posters to liven the place up! Why have you not been tempted to sign up before then? This is just going from bad to worse! I'm getting off this thread before I make an even bigger fool of myself. I have been tempted before. Many times. The thing is, I've mainly been using this forum (and N-O) to keep up-to-date with what's going on at NUFC. I haven't been to Newcastle since I was about 10, but my dad's folks are all from Prudhoe so I feel part Geordie and I've been following the Toon from a distance since I was a nipper. I've spent the last 20 years living abroad, so sites like this one have been important to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 hey Grammar - you haven't seen Polish Nick on your travels at all have y ? seems to be missing in action . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead. No stay here, we need new posters to liven the place up! Why have you not been tempted to sign up before then? This is just going from bad to worse! I'm getting off this thread before I make an even bigger fool of myself. I have been tempted before. Many times. The thing is, I've mainly been using this forum (and N-O) to keep up-to-date with what's going on at NUFC. I haven't been to Newcastle since I was about 10, but my dad's folks are all from Prudhoe so I feel part Geordie and I've been following the Toon from a distance since I was a nipper. I've spent the last 20 years living abroad, so sites like this one have been important to me. Then its way time you joined in! Have Fun GP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Looks like we've got a decent one here. I look forward to his first throwdown with Leazes. Then we'll see the real measure of the man. He'll run screaming for the hills, if he's any sense And what makes you think I wouldn't agree with every word he says? We might be soul mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Looks like we've got a decent one here. I look forward to his first throwdown with Leazes. Then we'll see the real measure of the man. He'll run screaming for the hills, if he's any sense And what makes you think I wouldn't agree with every word he says? We might be soul mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Can we just call you Terry for short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Can we just call you Terry for short? Wor Tezza has more of a Geordie feel to it, don't you think? But give me a chance to redeem myself first. If I don't fall foul of the Spelling Police for two weeks, you can hold back on the piss-taking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Can we just call you Terry for short? Wor Tezza has more of a Geordie feel to it, don't you think? But give me a chance to redeem myself first. If I don't fall foul of the Spelling Police for two weeks, you can hold back on the piss-taking. Only if you use this as your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13965 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Is that Mr. Logic in the background? My hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 From CLS according to Official Viztory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Grammar Police, you say?? Hmmmmm, that's an anagram of Mag Ram Policer. You must be an Ashley sympathiser then? Welcome . Team Anagramers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Grammar Police, you say?? Hmmmmm, that's an anagram of Mag Ram Policer. You must be an Ashley sympathiser then? Welcome . Team Anagramers. I think it's an anagram of Stupid Cunt Who Should have Signed Up Under Another Name. Big Mike? Love him to bits. Thinking of having a sex change just so I can have his babies Anyway, I'm off on holiday now. See you in a fortnight. GP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Grammar Police, you say?? Hmmmmm, that's an anagram of Mag Ram Policer. You must be an Ashley sympathiser then? Welcome . Team Anagramers. A Clam Rim-Grope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I think it's an anagram of Stupid Cunt Who Should have Signed Up Under Another Name. We can change it if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I think it's an anagram of Stupid Cunt Who Should have Signed Up Under Another Name. We can change it if you like? Change it to Christmas Tree and then get rid of the other wooden fella. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters; Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters;Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who? Knob Cheese. Which may, or may not, be yet another anagram of Christmas Tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters;Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters;Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who? Knob Cheese. Which may, or may not, be yet another anagram of Christmas Tree. Put Christmas Tree into google translate (Swedish), then anagram the result. Lard Jut. I shit thee not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 These are all anagrams of one of our erstwhile posters;Miss Chatterer Rims Catheters Shitter Scream Creams Her Tits And the piéce de resistance … Match Resister Guess who? Knob Cheese. Which may, or may not, be yet another anagram of Christmas Tree. Put Christmas Tree into google translate (Swedish), then anagram the result. Lard Jut. I shit thee not. And how many countries did you go through before you got that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 One. Sweden, since that's where Grammar Police resides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I'm Cow Tit Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snakehips 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Hips Snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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