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Another Donkey

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According to the Daily Mail the next foreign import Pardew is seemingly after is a Donkey


"Newcastle are considering a move for Velez Sarsfield striker Juan Manuel Martinez.


Nicknamed 'the little donkey', the 25-year-old was a target for Wigan and Blackburn earlier this summer but their interest has waned and Newcastle are now amongst a trio of clubs keen, with Napoli and Sevilla also in the running.


The Argentine international was voted player of the year in Argentina last year."


Sounds wank to me as he will no doubt cost a bomb, unless he has a clause in his contract allowing him to come to a club run by a Fat Cockney Bastard for fuck all and free grazing. Mind you he would not be the first Donkey to play for us......

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Not express pace but I hear he has a good kick on him.


He can hoof it, you mean

can't believe you beat me to that! nevermind anyway, i have heard he is quite e-ordinary

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He's off to Blackpool



On a dusty road......


Didnt want to go to Man City as didnt want Kidd on his back...



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