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@yourservice, July 4, 2011 in Newcastle Forum
All was not well on board the USS Magpie.
Chief Engineer Fat Dekka had just received orders from the Fat One to eject surplus players.
"She cannae take much more , ya fat twat!"
DEADMAN reckons you're stronger than that man!
Yes Micky16, I am a 15 yr old virgin. My name is Paula Wrangun, I'd love to meet you. I live near Plessey Woods, and can meet you there. Come alone and I'll surprise you, no one must know, my Mam will kill me.
I live near Plessey Woods, and can meet you there. Come alone and I'll surprise you, no one must know, my Mam will kill me.
"So Derek, why do you call yourself Colin on Twitter".
"Hmmmmm *scratching head*, I think I'll have to get to the Help thread on Toontastic."
Arrr Call of Duty!!!
Willo: Pfff Prestige level 3 pfff
Derek on the ZX Spectrum left by Araldite, having to secure his monitor trying to recreate his bucket sprints of yore on Daley Thompson's Decathalon there .
"Your order for 3x Meat Feast Stuffed Crust, 2x Large Doner ( everything on) and Large chips is on it's way.
Your account "Usainbolt@SJP" has been debited £25.00"
Stupid question Im sure, but who is the bald kid whose head has been stuck on the body in the chair.
". . aye . . aye - it'll be there in 15 minutes mate"
"Dear Mr Llambias, it is with my deepest regret that I have to inform you of my decision to join Mansfield Town FC as Newcastle Utd can no longer match my ambitions......"
Howay man CT. Thats Cabaye.
Keep up ffs.
Get out from there CT; that's not Ashley's arse.
"After his subtle hints about the 'puppet show' management at st. james were not picked up on - Vukic decides to demonstrate with visual aid"
General Zaal of the Sontarans infiltrates the medical staff of Newcastle United as part of their evil plan to genetically modify humanity.
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