Ausman 0 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 101 miles North north east of Sydney is Newcastle Sure is, and what a shit hole it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My mother was born in coffs cove / harbour. I could have been Australian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 You'd have been exactly like Lou Carpenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Couldn't find a shrimp to put on the barbie so used fish paste" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 You'd have been exactly like Lou Carpenter. I always got him and the bloke from Home and Away mixed up - the other bloke being Alf Simpson. "Flamin' bloody yahoos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Sure is, and what a shit hole it is. It's not that bad if you bypass it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Couldn't find a shrimp to put on the barbie so used my penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Couldn't find my penis to put on the barbie so used a button mushroom " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yes, that is all well and good when there aren't any other selling points tbf which is the case for Newcastle. Sydney is about more than historical attractions. There is a certain buzz about the city which makes it known to be amongst the greatest cities in the world. A melding of cultures, food, wine, people, sport, theatre, lifestyle and weather. Not sure Newcastle can compete with that. In fact I know it can't. But be proud regardless my ex-pat friend. You have no other choice. I've been to both. No fancy to go back to Sydney. I was talking about the people and the culture being back in the 80s as much as anything. Casual racism being alive and well for example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I've been to both. No fancy to go back to Sydney. I was talking about the people and the culture being back in the 80s as much as anything. Casual racism being alive and well for example Don't you live in Newcastle man? What are you banging on about? Of course racism exists, but many of us are intolerant towards it. What happened to you then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 What am I banging on about? Just disagreeing with your assertion that Sydney is a beautiful cultural smorgasbord of a city whilst Newcastle is a backwater hole. Again, bar the beaches and the harbour I would take Newcastle every time. Prettier city, friendlier people, an all round nicer place. Your aren't doing anything to change my mind either with your friendly demeanour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 What am I banging on about? Just disagreeing with your assertion that Sydney is a beautiful cultural smorgasbord of a city whilst Newcastle is a backwater hole. Again, bar the beaches and the harbour I would take Newcastle every time. Prettier city, friendlier people, an all round nicer place. Your aren't doing anything to change my mind either with your friendly demeanour It wasn't my intention to. You live in Newcastle, northern England. I live in Sydney, Australia. It doesn't need any sweet talking whatsoever. You live where the sun don't shine. I live in God's country. Pretty simple. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3422 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 If Australia is so wonderful, why is Ken such a miserable cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 @ the CT shrimp BBQ jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 If Australia is so wonderful, why is Ken such a miserable cunt? Are you asking me to change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It wasn't my intention to. You live in Newcastle, northern England. I live in Sydney, Australia. It doesn't need any sweet talking whatsoever. You live where the sun don't shine. I live in God's country. Pretty simple. Enjoy. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Are you asking me to change? No, I'm asking why you're such a miserable cunt. Wasn't I clear enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Because I love it! Seriously though, because I've had a few glasses of red when I've come on here the last two weeks or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Wine makes you miserable? Poor bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 It's probably that Australian shite to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Australians are just scousers with real tans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Australians are just scousers with real tans. Aaah! the pommy racist. You gotta love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 The irony of an Australian calling anyone a racist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 The irony of an Australian calling anyone a racist... Hey black or white were all pink inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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