McFaul 35 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'd give 20k on here to good lads and lasses, mugs would get a 20k cheque to a bank account that would bounce, think I'd dish out at least £20m of it to friends and family too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 A lad at work said he would put a few million into an account and give all of his mates a card for it telling them not to take the piss. Then he would keep an eye on who was getting greedy and cut them off and cast them from his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You could always just buy your own island. Shitloads for sale in the Caribbean/Keys/Vancouver areas http://www.privateislandsonline.com/5-cove-island.htm nice, but if buying your island on the wet coast....errrr, west coast, this would be a much nicer choice. http://www.privateislandsonline.com/pym-island-bc.htm it is closer to vancouver island, and is in the same rain shadow from the olympic range in washington state as the city of victoria, all of the convenience of the mainland but with far fewer people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Flat in the toon for every second weekend I'm down. Stately manor in Aberdeenshire countryside and get a golf course built around. Get the fiancée pregnant and start the building of the Hawks Nest stadium for A.C KHAY for when the little ones come of age. and about a half an hour drive down the road a place for my parents so they can look after the dogs/cats/chicken/fish/horses/turtles/kids while I'm away. and of course some money to the my brother/sister/friends/in laws/the needy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Oh, also: sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Yeah, you gotta buy a few sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 A lad at work said he would put a few million into an account and give all of his mates a card for it telling them not to take the piss. Then he would keep an eye on who was getting greedy and cut them off and cast them from his life Canny idea that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 put out a contract on some of the more irritating members of this forum you could buy your muslim submarine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12756 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I honestly think I'd go to Monte Carlo and spend the first million on supermodel quality prostitutes and tailored suits. Then work from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38677 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) All the usual stuff, sort friends and family out, build Fist Towers on Northumberland, and Chateau Poing in the Ardeche. World travel with my family would be the best education my kids could get. I'd also have 1 utterly ridiculous extravagance, like only wearing finest silk kegs and binning them after 1 wear, or have my own toast chef. Edited July 13, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 All the usual stuff, sort friends and family out, build Fist Towers on Northumberland, and Chateau Poing in the Ardeche. World travel with my family would be the best education my kids could get. I'd also have 1 utterly ridiculous extravagance, like only wearing finest silk kegs and binning them after 1 wear, or have my own toast chef. kinky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38677 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) It's taken you 3 years to work that out Leazes? Keep up Old Chap. I'd also buy you a bacon gun btw. Edited July 13, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12756 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 All the usual stuff, sort friends and family out, build Fist Towers on Northumberland, and Chateau Poing in the Ardeche. World travel with my family would be the best education my kids could get. I'd also have 1 utterly ridiculous extravagance, like only wearing finest silk kegs and binning them after 1 wear, or have my own toast chef. Same. I'd want a person who'd run around after me if I wanted a pasta pot but was in Taiwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Porn and Prostitutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Pay off Smith's contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Porn and Prostitutes Porn WIth £161mil you could just do a Charlie Sheen and buy your own Porn Stars to live with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Porn and Prostitutes Porn WIth £161mil you could just do a Charlie Sheen and buy your own Porn Stars to live with you Porn's better tho innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38677 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Think he covered that with " prostitutes" , non? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Think I'd buy a good vineyard in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Why would you pay for porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Porn and Prostitutes Porn WIth £161mil you could just do a Charlie Sheen and buy your own Porn Stars to live with you Porn's better tho innit. Less hassle anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38677 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Think I'd buy a good vineyard in France. I'd let you do the graft then buy your product. On the recommendation of my personal sommelier, naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) I reckon I'd be deed by the age of 43. Some fuckin clairvoyant said I'd die abroad at 57 anyway so I'd only have 24 years to enjoy it even if I lasted that long. I'd walk round the town looking for the most miserable faces, and say ye having a shit day and if they give an honest reasonable answer I'd just say reet here's 10k pipe down a bit. Would be excellent wouldn't it. Edited July 14, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3973 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I'd walk round the town looking for the most miserable faces, and say ye having a shit day and if they give an honest reasonable answer I'd just say reet here's 10k pipe down a bit. Would be excellent wouldn't it. I know it's generally true but 10k wouldn't solve every problem in people's lives. Good idea though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 put out a contract on some of the more irritating members of this forum you could buy your muslim submarine ? build a cathedral next to you so you could;d worship regularly................ or maybe open an free Madrasah staffed with Afghans and Saudis across the road - with Level 11 speakers to call you to prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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