Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 And he now has to pay Darren Clarke 2million for winning the open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 And he now has to pay Darren Clarke 2million for winning the open! He'll currently be getting flyers printed to go on the seats before Arsenal offering a discount on sets of golf clubs through his shit-cluttered twatting stalls . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Ashley must have a mate at The Scotsman, not the first favourable article i've seen on their business pages. Basically says he's focussed on SD for the last 18 months as its the only way he knows how to make money. His high stakes gambling/football club ownership activities have clearly been shit, so he needed to make some cash with SD. He also apparently speaks openly about his ambition to destroy JD Sports. http://business.scotsman.com/ebusiness/Mik...-the.6802664.jp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38537 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Ashley must have a mate at The Scotsman, not the first favourable article i've seen on their business pages. Basically says he's focussed on SD for the last 18 months as its the only way he knows how to make money. His high stakes gambling/football club ownership activities have clearly been shit, so he needed to make some cash with SD. He also apparently speaks openly about his ambition to destroy JD Sports. http://business.scotsman.com/ebusiness/Mik...-the.6802664.jp? In an article about his pound shop success, it still manages to mention the lie that he was told not to take his kids to SJP. Fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) Ashley must have a mate at The Scotsman, not the first favourable article i've seen on their business pages. Basically says he's focussed on SD for the last 18 months as its the only way he knows how to make money. His high stakes gambling/football club ownership activities have clearly been shit, so he needed to make some cash with SD. He also apparently speaks openly about his ambition to destroy JD Sports. http://business.scotsman.com/ebusiness/Mik...-the.6802664.jp? I believe we can conclude that he hasn't made any money out of Newcastle United. Edited July 17, 2011 by Nick-Kielce-Poland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 nice edit as there was no way you would get away with that Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38537 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 What'd he say?What'd he saaaay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 Mike Ashley has saved us from going under. I edited it, because I wanted people to devote their attention to the point I was making. Not because I don't think he save us, because he certainly did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 What'd he say?What'd he saaaay? "All he has done is stop us from going under" This Nick looks a bit like Mike. Bastard offspring perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 see my last posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Mike Ashley has saved us from going under.I edited it, because I wanted people to devote their attention to the point I was making. Not because I don't think he save us, because he certainly did. I think the 'All he has done' is the bit you were desperate to retract. He has done a great deal more than that hypothetical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38537 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Well if Nick says he has, it must be the case. All hail our saviour Mikey Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 Not at all. I'll credit you with more intelligence than that. Everyone knows that people say 'all he has done is...' without meaning literally that someone has only ever done one thing. Ashley has downpaid the 57 mill which was outstanding on the stadium too, for one thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38537 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Chez is gonna getcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Mike Ashley has saved us from going under.I edited it, because I wanted people to devote their attention to the point I was making. Not because I don't think he save us, because he certainly did. I wanna give you devotion Nickerbocker . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 For everyone's own sanity is there a way for Leazes to be blocked from this thread? Because shit will go down, yi kna sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 aye just wait till uncle leazes gets back from his training camp in the foothills of pakistan and reads all this . y might wanna put some more suntan lotion on for it Nick . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom Edited July 17, 2011 by StoneColdStephenIreland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom " . . could be trouble in the goalmooth " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom " . . could be trouble in the goalmooth " "He shoots.......... .....Nick scores" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Nah, he'll need the best lube that he can get his hands on, as Leazes shepherd loving member will be heading straight for Nicks namby pamby, Ashley loving bottom " . . could be trouble in the goalmooth " "He shoots.......... .....Nick scores" . . just the remnants of a pair of shredded Speedos left strewn along the shoreline . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 2000 * £40,000 = £80million Could have bought CRonaldo with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) I was delighted for Darren Clarke even before I realised that it was going to cost Mike Ashley £2m Edited July 18, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Nick, Run and hide while you still can because I'm sensing a Wynnlike surfacing of sensitive information for you at some stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 3,000 Sports Direct workers in line for £31,000 bonus windfall each More than 3,000 Sports Direct workers are in line for bonuses of £31,000 each after the firm earmarked bumper profits. Under a four year scheme, which kicked off last year, staff get shares if the firm hits targets. Bosses yesterday revealed that they’re “certain” to reach the first target – underlying EBITDA profits of £215million in the year to April. And Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley, who has a big stake in Sports Direct, is also on track for a windall after the company said profits would exceed £225m. If the business meets other targets by 2015, Ashley will be granted six million shares three years later. Those shares are currently worth £17m – up a cool £5m since the arrangement was announced in December last year. Sports Direct, which has nearly 400 stores and owns brands including Slazenger, Donnay and Karrimor, said retail sales rose 10.2% to £408.6m in the 13 weeks to January 22. It is banking on a further boost from a summer of sports with the Olympics and Euro footie tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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