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My dad was raving about it when it first came out. "There's this new series, torchwood; it's really good!"

 

He is quite homophobic, and probably harbours a deep homosexual impulse.

 

He didn't realise John Barrowman was gay and when he found out he stopped watching it. I asked him if he was still watching it and he just became very quiet with a sullen look on his face. "Did you know that that guy is a gay?" he asked me, shocked and appalled. "Yeah, it's kind of fucking obvious."

 

He also thought John Barrowman was a good singer. I think I'm adopted sometimes.

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That line is class :lol:

 

Torchwood was alright, fills the daft british scifi program gap until Dr Who starts again

 

more importantly Sherlock is coming back in a couple of weeks

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My dad was raving about it when it first came out. "There's this new series, torchwood; it's really good!"

 

He is quite homophobic, and probably harbours a deep homosexual impulse.

 

He didn't realise John Barrowman was gay and when he found out he stopped watching it. I asked him if he was still watching it and he just became very quiet with a sullen look on his face. "Did you know that that guy is a gay?" he asked me, shocked and appalled. "Yeah, it's kind of fucking obvious."

 

He also thought John Barrowman was a good singer. I think I'm adopted sometimes.

 

does your dad also hate namby pamby do gooder lefties ? :lol:

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Back in the 80s my Dad liked Queen without realising (at first anyway) that Freddie Mercury was gay. I shit thee not.

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Back in the 80s my Dad liked Queen without realising (at first anyway) that Freddie Mercury was gay. I shit thee not.

 

what about Boy George and Marilyn

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Doctor: Suffer from any illness?

Fletch: Bad feet.

Doctor: (annoyed) Suffer from any illness?

Fletch: (insistantly) Bad feet!

Doctor: Paid a recent visit to a doctor or hospital?

Fletch: Only with my bad feet.

Doctor: Are you now or have you at any time been a practicing homosexual?

Fletch: What, with these feet?

 

Ronnie Barker, RIP.

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