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OK, cunts who say I am an old cunt - see how old YOU act.

 

Which numbers apply to you. Be honest now.

 

1. Falling asleep in front of the TV

2. Feeling stiff

3. Groaning when you bend down

4. Losing your hair

5. Hating noisy pubs

6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young

7. Getting more hairy

8. STruggling to use technology

9. Forgetting peoples names

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style

12. Driving slowly

13. Developing a fondness for sherry

14. Complaining more

15. Joining the Womens Institute

16. Misplacing glasses, bag and car keys

17. Colleagues are younger

18. Listening to the Archers

19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2

20. Allowing yourself a mid afternoon nap

21. Joining the National Trust

22. Becoming a Parish Councillor

23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

24. Ears growing bigger

25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in

26. Shocked by racy music videos

27. Going on a "no childrens" cruise

28. Taking an interest in the garden

29. You like getting asked for ID

30. Knowing your alcohol limit

31. Wearing Cord trousers

32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite

33. Owning a carriage clock

34. Asleep after 1 glass of wine

35. Taking an unnaturally keen interest in the local free newspaper

36. Applying for an allotment

37. Driving instead of drinking

38. Unable to lose weight quickly

39. Never going out without your coat

40. Keen interest in dressing for the weather

41. Taking a cushion to the football match because the seats are crap

42. Misplacing everyday items

43. Choosing radio over TV

44. Wearing cardigans

45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage

46. Buying newspapers every day

47. Watching adverts for vacuum cleaners

48. Giving up reading broadsheets

49. Paying by cash or cheque

50. Wearing hear-to-toe beige

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23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

 

About it like. How long you been a member of the Women's Institute, Leazes?

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23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

 

About it like. How long you been a member of the Women's Institute, Leazes?

 

:rip:

 

I tick numbers 5, 6, 10, 11, 17, 19, 27

 

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and 12. I still drive too fast around town sometimes but I slow down on motorways now

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2. Feeling stiff

3. Groaning when you bend down

5. Hating noisy pubs

28. Taking an interest in the garden

30. Knowing your alcohol limit

38. Unable to lose weight quickly (That's not an age thing though.)

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10

 

Why would anyone know the top 10? Its fucking shite.

 

The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds.

 

Demis Roussos was number 1 with "forever and ever".....

 

 

Jimmy and the vabonds were also on with.. Now is the time......NOW

 

 

 

Imagine being a teenager with that lot :razz:

 

Going to have to put it on series record. :rip:;) ;) :icon_lol:;) ;)

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5. Hating noisy pubs

6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!)

19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1)

23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age).

29. You like getting asked for ID

32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite

38. Unable to lose weight quickly

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5. Hating noisy pubs

6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!)

19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1)

23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age).

29. You like getting asked for ID

32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite

38. Unable to lose weight quickly

 

who asks you for ID ?

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1. Falling asleep in front of the TV

6. Thinking teachers, policemen and doctors look really young

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style

14. Complaining more

25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in

30. Knowing your alcohol limit

 

I think a few of those have applied to me for quite a while as well. I'm 26.

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5. Hating noisy pubs

6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!)

19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1)

23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age).

29. You like getting asked for ID

32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite

38. Unable to lose weight quickly

 

who asks you for ID ?

 

No one in about the last 10 years. :rip:

 

Just fucking depressing though when I'm at one of the self-service tills in Tesco buying beer and the lass hits the "This person is clearly over 25" button. I can't be the only one who thinks that either

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5. Hating noisy pubs

6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young

10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10

14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!)

19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1)

23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days

28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age).

29. You like getting asked for ID

32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite

38. Unable to lose weight quickly

 

who asks you for ID ?

 

No one in about the last 10 years. :rip:

 

Just fucking depressing though when I'm at one of the self-service tills in Tesco buying beer and the lass hits the "This person is clearly over 25" button. I can't be the only one who thinks that either

 

I look young for my age, about a year ago the new landlady's daughter in my [old] local in Scarborough, thought I was about 35 ;) and she was only 20 !

 

But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's.

 

Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards.....

 

Most people think I look about 45

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But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's.

 

Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards.....

 

If she was sitting in front of her computer at the time then chances are she was prompted by the system to ask you that.

 

Just trying to make you feel a bit better, you vain bastard. :rip:

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But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's.

 

Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards.....

 

If she was sitting in front of her computer at the time then chances are she was prompted by the system to ask you that.

 

Just trying to make you feel a bit better, you vain bastard. :rip:

 

who, me ?

 

Never.

 

Just don't consider myself to be an old cunt, a cunt maybe....

 

;)

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You're both

 

I'm neither Kev. I could qualify for the nicest person on here, but I nominated Toonraider.

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The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds.

 

They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half.

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The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds.

 

They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half.

 

:rip: In that case we are just about to start a six week run of Elton and Kiki followed by 6 or 7 weeks of dancing queen!!!!!! ;)

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The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds.

 

They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half.

 

:rip: In that case we are just about to start a six week run of Elton and Kiki followed by 6 or 7 weeks of dancing queen!!!!!! ;)

 

Can you stop making Meenzer look so massively hetero please, CT.

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2. Feeling stiff

3. Groaning when you bend down

5. Hating noisy pubs

28. Taking an interest in the garden

30. Knowing your alcohol limit

38. Unable to lose weight quickly (That's not an age thing though.)

 

Every one of those :rip:

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