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Joey Barton free to enter Celebrity Big Brother house


Newcastle United footballer Joey Barton has used Twitter to talk his way out of St James’s Park, leaving him free to move into the Celebrity Big Brother house.


The £70,000-a-week midfielder has been outspoken in his criticism of Newcastle’s board of directors in a bid to secure a long-overdue debut as a reality TV star.


Part-time philosopher and ankle surgeon Barton will now head a strong line up of celebrities no-one has heard of – including a large-breasted blonde woman – for the first series of Big Brother to be aired on Channel Five.


“Compared to the mad house that is St James’s Park, the Celeb BB house will be a breeze" he says.


“I've roomed with Andy Carroll in the past too, so I should have no probs waiting for a bunch of glamour models to finish washing their locks in the bathroom either,” he added.


“How he’ll cope without Twitter could be a different matter. Hopefully he won’t start speaking to the voices in his head on camera.”


A campaign has already launched on legalised stalking website Facebook to urge a list of famous names to join Barton in the hope the Scouser will kick the shit out of them.


Mohamed Al-Fayed, Richard Bacon, Michael Winner and ‘Dr’ Gillian McKeith currently top the ‘most wanted’ list.


Cigars, alcohol, Mike Ashley and Mancunians have all been banned from the Big Brother house, a spokesperson for Channel Five confirmed.

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