Noelie 103 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 So glad he lost his first league game in charge of West Ham, at home too. 5 in the middle, wot a diddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I can't remember who it was (somebody on here) but my favourite thing said about him was that he's got a head like a box of crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 (edited) Has there ever been a bigger arsehole in football than this man? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...am-winners.html 'They were desperate to sell Blackburn for many, many years and my satisfaction comes from the fact that I created so much interest in the club again,' he says. 'I know it sounds like I'm blowing my own trumpet but I might as well. Mourinho does it all the time and everyone loves him. 'I created such a vibrant football club that there were four or five who wanted to buy it, having never shown any interest before. I was producing profit with results.' 'But the proof of the pudding is what happens to a football club when you leave. What happened to Limerick when I left? They went down. What happened to Blackpool when I left? They went down. What happened to Notts County? They went down. What happened to Bolton? They nearly got relegated. What happened to Newcastle? ted. What happened to Blackburn? They nearly got relegated.' But how did he persuade Nolan to even consider dropping down a division? 'I think it's past history,' he says. 'Kevin was bitterly disappointed that I didn't take him to Newcastle. It was virtually impossible at the time because of the animosity between me and Phil Gartside (Bolton chairman). If I'd tried to buy him the price would have been £12million, simply because it was me. 'I thought I only had an outside chance of getting him here but I was aware there was a bit of discontent because of what appeared, from a distance, to be Newcastle's lack of appreciation towards him. But I think our past relationship counted for a lot. I was the manager, at Bolton who really started him off, brought him through. So there's some mutual respect there, built over those years. I class Stan Collymore as a bigger arsehole, but that's it. Whenever I hear Collymore, it's as if some invisible Alien comes up to me and sticks a huge syringe in my arm and starts sucking out all the energy I have. He's a super Brummie, the rest are merely boring, but he's the top boring brummie banana, apart from the fact he talks shite about things he has little knowledge of, (I'm talking Stanley's NUFC musings here), he could be spot on about everything he said and you'd still switch off. Imagine being stuck on a desert Island with him? A few months and you'd be eating the cunt for your tea alongside any veg you could forage. Then again, if I had a gun I'd make him change his name to Friday and forbid him on pain of death from ever speaking again. How he got a job on the box/radio is a complete mystery to me, like. Edited August 8, 2011 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 can you imagine going to an interview and proudly proclaiming that every company you ever left went bust? any part of west ham from the board down to the fans must be cringing and panicking at what's in store jesus wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4812 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I can't remember who it was (somebody on here) but my favourite thing said about him was that he's got a head like a box of crisps. That could have been me. I've been astonished by the size of his head for years when he is in the studio. I just cant stop staring at the sheer scale of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 "Mr. Allardyce, don't you think it is actually a terrible reflection on your management of those clubs, that they've all sacked you after falling to such depths?" HOW DARE YOU. I SHOULD BE MANAGING REAL MADRID, WHERE I WOULD WIN THE LEAGUE EVERY YEAR, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE UNIVERSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 He'd have Mourinho cast in carbon and displayed in his office if he could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 "Mr. Allardyce, don't you think it is actually a terrible reflection on your management of those clubs, that they've all sacked you after falling to such depths?" HOW DARE YOU. I SHOULD BE MANAGING REAL MADRID, WHERE I WOULD WIN THE LEAGUE EVERY YEAR, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE UNIVERSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Big Sam still keen on England Allardyce still hopeful he could land Three Lions role http://www.skysports...7252552,00.html Oh, how I hate that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) I was pleased with the appointment but despised the fucker by the time he went. Even with people like Souness I kind of understood what we were trying to do/how we were trying to play. With Big Sam though, not a fucking clue. The big problem was, the players looked confused by the whole thing as well. He fucked up here and lost the plot for what ever reason. The big problem we have is that since they kissed and made up the BBC have been touting him as one of the greatest British managers ever, even rewriting history to the point that you'd have thought he had us in a CL place scoring 6 or 7 every game when he was 'disgracefully' sacked. I've nowt against West Ham, but I hope they crash and burn under this twat. Edited October 21, 2011 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 The big problem we have is that since they kissed and made up the BBC have been touting him as one of the greatest British managers ever, even rewriting history to the point that you'd have thought he had us in a CL place scoring 6 or 7 every game when he was 'disgracefully' sacked. Precisely. He's won fuck all (I'm not counting second division championships and the like). He's been at one big club and fucked up royally. Him talking about the England manager job is laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26174 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I'd love him to get the England job. It'd take five minutes before he was exposed as being even worse than McClaren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 What a shambles of a man, I missed that corker about him using an example of every club he'd ever left either getting relegated or facing relegation only that man could turn it into a positive I'd say it's fair enough if you got them to the dizzying heights and then they went shite a few year after you left but to be struggling that soon only points to one thing Sam. The England stuff is depressing because you know he'll be in the frame for the job and have a somewhat decent shot at getting it especially as someone pointed out the BBC have a love obsession with him for some reason. Agree with Ewerk in that it will finally expose him for all these dickends that spout about how we were mugs to sack him (even though we're higher now than we ever were under him and playing far better football) when he starts Davies and Heskey up front in a competitive game, the major downside would be we'd have to hear him warble on a lot more than we do now and of course when England sack him it wouldn't be his fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 West Ham's implosion is quality. It couldn't have happened to a nicer fat headed wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerbarton 24 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Yeah, glad to see it happen. Got a couple of West 'Ammm supporting mates who despise the bloke for exactly the same reasons as we did. What's more, they're paying top half Premier League wages so they might be fooked if they don't go up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Brilliant stuff. I hope Hughton passes the bag of gravy piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 "I look at the business, I look at the model and I re-invent and re-create it to excite and to fulfil people's ambitions and dreams Sam Allardyce, Football Focus, 31/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 His arrogance is fucking staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 ".… I have a rhino skin and then an elephant skin if it gets really bad. I have two skins!" Altogether now… My oneskin lies over my twoskin My twoskin lies over my three… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) his latest comments on the BBC sport page just show what a retard the bloke is, everyone else thinks he's a cunt and a shit manager, yet he thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread this line kinda sums it up Allardyce's sides have previously attracted criticism over their style of play and the 57-year-old blamed the media and his previous team's successes for the criticism of his tactics. Edited March 31, 2012 by sandman02uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 "I look at the business, I look at the model and I re-invent and re-create it to excite and to fulfil people's ambitions and dreams Sam Harvey-Jones Allardyce, Football Focus, 31/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6129 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 In roster comparisons West Ham are the Real madrid of the Championship... what was that you were saying about managing Real Madrid Sam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Great to see him rumbled, the fat charlatan. Hope he gets the sack again. Of course it'll be someone's else fault if WHU don't get promoted...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 3-0 at home, 4-2 away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Big Sam blames Newcastle for his career stalling. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sam-allardyce-reveals-three-players-7945130#rlabs=2 He added: “It ended up where I couldn’t get that bigger or better club, so I think there must have been something in my career that stopped me. “I think it was Newcastle." I think the reason may have been a little closer to home, Samuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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