BXC 0 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 decent banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Hey Deano, what does your dutch mate say about this? Don't you have another mate who plays cluedo with Barton? Has he got a hot tip? Your one of team boring as well arent you? Really quite sad how deluded you are....You think your funny? You could only dream of having real friends as apposed to your little internet buddies on here, actually coming to think of it i dont think many like you on here neither. Freak. And before you say about people liking me on here, im not here to score points and be liked. I couldnt give a flying fuck if im liked or not. I have my opinion and i've earned it. How many games have you been to? Hello Mr Pot, I'm Mr Kettle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Danny Simpson should be asleep not tweeting at this time of night. Fuck off man. Telling a 24 year old man when to go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Deano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 This page brought the lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 there is so much fail on this page it actually becomes an epic win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 NEWCASTLE United have made Danny Simpson a take-it-or-leave-it five-year contract offer – but the right-back won’t be signing it. Negotiations on a new deal for Simpson have broken down after United’s original offer was too low to persuade the defender to commit his long-term future. The Sunday Sun understands that United won’t alter the terms of the deal so the two parties have hit stalemate, with Simpson now prepared to play out the final two years of his contract and hope to persuade the Toon hierarchy to change their minds. Interest from QPR and Celtic in the defender persists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) "dannysimpson12: Don't believe everything u read #realtalk" http://twitter.com/dannysimpson12/status/112849089938464768 Edited September 11, 2011 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 NEWCASTLE United have made Danny Simpson a take-it-or-leave-it five-year contract offer – but the right-back won’t be signing it. Negotiations on a new deal for Simpson have broken down after United’s original offer was too low to persuade the defender to commit his long-term future. The Sunday Sun understands that United won’t alter the terms of the deal so the two parties have hit stalemate, with Simpson now prepared to play out the final two years of his contract and hope to persuade the Toon hierarchy to change their minds. Interest from QPR and Celtic in the defender persists. Let's hope they give him a free transfer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Hey Deano, what does your dutch mate say about this? Don't you have another mate who plays cluedo with Barton? Has he got a hot tip? Your one of team boring as well arent you? Really quite sad how deluded you are....You think your funny? You could only dream of having real friends as apposed to your little internet buddies on here, actually coming to think of it i dont think many like you on here neither. Freak. And before you say about people liking me on here, im not here to score points and be liked. I couldnt give a flying fuck if im liked or not. I have my opinion and i've earned it. How many games have you been to? Sadly missed member of this forum. He contributed so much over 6 years; his articulate and insightful posts were the highlight of this board. Cancel my account please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Simpson for another five years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 All things being equlal, he should be on the bench tomorrow night. Ryan Taylor's done nowt wrong this season bar being shown up a bit by Gervinho in the first half v Arsenal. No disgrace in that. If Simpson's not at the top of his game he can be shown up by virtually anyone. And this season of all seasons we need all the goal threat we can get on to the pitch. Cheers again Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Sell the cunt, he hangs out with people from Geordie shore for a start. Nevermind he's average at best and calls Man U 'united'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13807 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 To be fair Simpson isn't good enough to worry about! It's like like on twitter when Enrique was giving reason's why all the best players were leaving & Routledge said something like ''yea know exactly how u feel''. Yeh he wasn't talking about you Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 He's good enough for now (sorry I don't buy Raylor being a better DEFENDER because he has scored a couple of crackers) and will be good enough back up in the long term but it seems he might be getting ideas above his station. I know the board are a bunch of pricks but if they can offer the likes of Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Tiote etc.. satisfactory comments it's difficult to believe they couldn't offer Simpson a reasonable contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 (edited) Simpson in court appealing some penalty points which would put him off the road. Simpson said in terms of his future at Newcastle, he was fully expecting to be put on the transfer list. He said: “There is a chance in the future that I will be moving, whether in the transfer window in January or in the summer. “I have 18 months’ left on my contract and I don’t think it will go past that.” He said if he is to travel all over the country to clubs potentially interested in him, he will find it difficult if he cannot drive. He begged the bench not to ban him from the road despite admitting doing 48mph in a 30mph zone and already having nine penalty points on his licence. Simpson was caught by a speed camera driving his Audi on Benton Lane near the club’s training ground on April 13. He admitted the charge but the player who had nine points on his licence for three motoring offences including a speeding offence in May 2008, claimed “exceptional hardship”. When asked by prosecutor Fiona Varley if he could not hire a chauffeur, Simpson replied: “I don’t see a chauffeur as an option because they cost a lot of money. “I’d have to rely on teammates and taxis. “I earn less money than most Premiership players although I am on good money.” Prosecutor Fiona Varley asked: “How do you travel to away matches?” Simpson replied: “Most away games are down south so we usually fly. But we make our own way to the airport. I drive to the airport.” Ms Varley suggested to Simpson that he could get a taxi or a lift from teammates to the airport and he replied, “yes I could”. Simpson said: “I have to get to training and back and with the possibility of me moving (clubs) I will have to travel to new clubs wherever it might be.” When his barrister Michael Conlon put it to him that he’s no Wayne Rooney in terms of his salary, Simpson replied, “No I’m not. The money I’ve got I want to invest for the future”. Simpson sat with his head in his hands as magistrates gave him four points for the speeding offence, meaning under totting up procedure he was banned from driving for six months. Which leads to: @dannysimpson12 Don't believe everything u read, things get taken out of context! Very happy at Newcastle n I'm staying Prompting this from Simon 'c*nt' Bird @simonbirdmirror As a journo I take offence at the "don't believe everything you read" and "out of context" line. When Danny made those claims in court Now Stevie is going radge at some Brummies. Edited October 19, 2011 by Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 TBF to the kid, he only says "there's a chance" of him moving which there almost certainly is, not that he's declaring he wants to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 It was a line used in an attempt to avoid a driving ban, can't blame the fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 It was a line used in an attempt to avoid a driving ban, can't blame the fella. Best way to avoid a ban is not to drive at 48 mph in a 30 mph zone, so yes I can, and do, blame him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26173 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Fuck off. No Oh and grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16496 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 He would find it difficult?! FUCK OFF He could easily pay someone to drive him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 It was a line used in an attempt to avoid a driving ban, can't blame the fella. That's all it is, anyone that thinks anything else needs to have a serious word with themselves. My mate got off with a ban by saying he runs an u13's rugby team and drives them to away games, you've just got to bullshit them and hope for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 He would find it difficult?! FUCK OFF He could easily pay someone to drive him around. He's not doing himself a favor trying to seem like he's hard done by, he's easily on at least £10k a week probably earns about the same in a month as the people he's trying to convince earn a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 I'm sure there will be plenty of toon fans willing to drive him to another club for free tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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