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Anyone want a go on Sinead O'Connor?

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advertising a shag on her site :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

http://www.sineadoconnor.com/

 

Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.

 

He must be no younger than 44.

 

Must be living in Ireland but I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.

 

Must not be named Brian or Nigel.

 

Must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous.

 

Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but vehicle clampers need not apply.

 

Leather trouser- wearing gardai, fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies.

 

I like me a hairy man so buffed and/or waxed need not apply.

 

No hair gel.

 

No hair dryer use.

 

No hair dye

 

Stubble is a non-negotiable must. Any removal of stubble would be upsetting for me.

 

No after shave.

 

Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.

 

Must be wham-bam.

 

Has to like his mother.

 

Has to like his ex and or mother/s of his children.

 

Has to live in own place.

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It took a lass to point out to me that the song was about her mother, 21 years after I heard her most famous song for the first time. I must been dense, I thought it was about some bloke she was shagging till I analysed the words.

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It took a lass to point out to me that the song was about her mother, 21 years after I heard her most famous song for the first time. I must been dense, I thought it was about some bloke she was shagging till I analysed the words.

 

It's actually a Prince song (or symbol or whatever he calls himself these days) but when she sang it and famously cried in the video it was because she was thinking of her mam. That might win you a pub quiz.

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When she was quite smart, she used to dress like a fat lezza. Now she looks like a fat lezza she's getting the flesh oot.

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Prince has written 1000s of songs. He's completely fucking nuts as well.

 

Aye apparently has a vault with 100's of unreleased tunes complete with full music videos :icon_lol: He's mental but he was awesome live a few weeks ago, proper showman.

 

@Nothing compares to you, when he played that in Dublin he said "Thank you Sinead, that song bought me a house!"

His song, but was her big hit, which she needed, Prince has too many :icon_lol:

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Prince has written 1000s of songs. He's completely fucking nuts as well.

 

Aye apparently has a vault with 100's of unreleased tunes complete with full music videos :icon_lol: He's mental but he was awesome live a few weeks ago, proper showman.

 

@Nothing compares to you, when he played that in Dublin he said "Thank you Sinead, that song bought me a house!"

His song, but was her big hit, which she needed, Prince has too many :icon_lol:

 

What has O'Connor done since, like? Apart from eat lard and not have a bath.

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Prince has written 1000s of songs. He's completely fucking nuts as well.

 

Aye apparently has a vault with 100's of unreleased tunes complete with full music videos :icon_lol: He's mental but he was awesome live a few weeks ago, proper showman.

 

@Nothing compares to you, when he played that in Dublin he said "Thank you Sinead, that song bought me a house!"

His song, but was her big hit, which she needed, Prince has too many :razz:

 

What has O'Connor done since, like? Apart from eat lard and not have a bath.

 

 

feck all :icon_lol: that was probably her one and only big hit, think she only had one gold album and all.

 

Should've stuck to being a priest :icon_lol:

Just stayed famous purely on controversy like, pulling stunts on SNL and whining in the press like a 2nd rate Bono.

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