JawD 31 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Phone call I just had at work "Im told you are selling one of your commercial vans?". Me " No sorry, we're not" Caller "Yes Im told you are" Me "Sorry you must be mistaken, we're not selling anything" Caller "When will you be selling one?" Me "Ive no plans at the moment" Caller "Always the same with you Geordie Cunts isnt it? Never wanting to sell anything you Fucking Geordie Wanker" Me laughing "Aye thanks for that" Caller hangs up Not the first time I've had this and I know it's basically a scam. A tactic often used by our "travelling" friends. They buy and old vehicle off you and then come back with invoices saying they have had to get a lot of work done to fix it and they threaten you for cash to cover it etc. Such a lovely bunch. Yes, he was a scouser. Was last time as well. They get our number off our van that does the cheshire/mersey area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Caller "Always the same with you Geordie Cunts isnt it? Never wanting to sell anything you Fucking Geordie Wanker" Should have replied 'Apart from £40m worth of footballers you thick scouse cunt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did he not try to sell you a dag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Was probably Toughguymick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4203 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Was probably Toughguymick after new material for john bishops britain im sure can see it now "my dad righ'...something something...geordies never sell any'n" Edited September 7, 2011 by Semimental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Caller "Always the same with you Geordie Cunts isnt it? Never wanting to sell anything you Fucking Geordie Wanker" Should have replied 'Apart from £40m worth of footballers you thick scouse cunt'. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu If only Id thought of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Guy I work with had some bother with the local gypos. They ended up knocking him out and floored his father-in-law who now has permanent brain damage. I think the case is getting done soon in the juvenile courts. If that wasn't enough, some gypos nicked my bike once. I think it's sad that people watch shite like I'm a big fat gypsy cunt here's my wedding and find things to admire in utter scumbags with no moral sense whatsoever. I'm sure there are plenty of decent gypsys, Django Reindhart wasn't half bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38696 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Isn't someone on here from the Rose Lee heritage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 82 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Gypos are fucking scum but fortunately nothing that cant be sorted with a couple of hand grenades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Isn't someone on here from the Rose Lee heritage? I purported to be in a Toughguy thread where the Appleby Horse Fair was also mentioned. I only said it in the hope of getting Toughaz to engage further. Alas, it merely resulted in you calling me a "pikey cunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38696 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Isn't someone on here from the Rose Lee heritage? I purported to be in a Toughguy thread where the Appleby Horse Fair was also mentioned. I only said it in the hope of getting Toughaz to engage further. Alas, it merely resulted in you calling me a "pikey cunt" Ah, cheers for clearing that up … Heather flogging, curse muttering, gypo twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Isn't someone on here from the Rose Lee heritage? I purported to be in a Toughguy thread where the Appleby Horse Fair was also mentioned. I only said it in the hope of getting Toughaz to engage further. Alas, it merely resulted in you calling me a "pikey cunt" Ah, cheers for clearing that up … Heather flogging, curse muttering, gypo twat. ..those ridge tiles look like they need repointing - £50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38696 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 That's spooky, that mate. They actually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 That's spooky, that mate. They actually do. Well it's also funny you should say that but just had mine done too slim. Ridge and hip all raked out and re-done ... £200 (obviously a no scaffy/safety considered like but some of the jokers after £1500+) know the kid so give me a shout if interested mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Do you want to buy some pegs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Tbf, after all the snow they were knocking on our door to fix the guttering. Several rip off quotes later I had him back replacing front and back for £300 and fixing some tiles that blew off. I bet the cunt was there throwing bricks at my roof knocking the tiles off..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38696 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Tbf, after all the snow they were knocking on our door to fix the guttering. Several rip off quotes later I had him back replacing front and back for £300 and fixing some tiles that blew off. I bet the cunt was there throwing bricks at my roof knocking the tiles off..... It was like Jewsons yard round ours after the snow. Out of 90 houses on our estate , I reckon 60+ lost their gutters. Every single one that buckled was a modern plastic job. My original cast iron ones didn't even bend. And Gypo Bobby, I may be in touch when I've got some spare readys.… or I might do it myself. Edited September 7, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I've been talking to John Bishop on Twitter and he has no idea who Toughguymick is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I know this is a wank story, but my first encounter with gypsy's was at primary school. These were proper gypsy's stunk like fuck, talked like Brad Pitt in Snatch, had gold rings on, dirty finger nails, had about 10 dogs each. Anyway this is a Lee Ryder standard anecdote but 6 year old ye naa this, I says miss John Johnson's wiping snots on the table. Quick as a flash in this Irish/gypsy voice "John Johnson's not fuckin wiping snots on the table at all!!!" Big fuckin snot right in front of him on the table, 6 year old saying fuckin to a catholic primary school teacher Got killed a few years later the poor cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Most of them die young like (not even taking the piss there either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Some pikey bitch cursed my mum when she was pregnant with me for not buying heather. Honestly these gypo twats should all be deported to some remote Scottish island and left there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I know this is a wank story, but my first encounter with gypsy's was at primary school. These were proper gypsy's stunk like fuck, talked like Brad Pitt in Snatch, had gold rings on, dirty finger nails, had about 10 dogs each. Anyway this is a Lee Ryder standard anecdote but 6 year old ye naa this, I says miss John Johnson's wiping snots on the table. Quick as a flash in this Irish/gypsy voice "John Johnson's not fuckin wiping snots on the table at all!!!" Big fuckin snot right in front of him on the table, 6 year old saying fuckin to a catholic primary school teacher Got killed a few years later the poor cunt. Don't mean to laugh, it just caught me off guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Most of them die young like (not even taking the piss there either). No it's completely true, I've heard of three from a few years round my age group who'd been killed or died by the age of 20 that's just off Newburn Camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Roughly ten times more infants die under the age of two, while a third of Travellers die before the age of 25. In addition, 80% of Travellers die before the age of 65. Some 10% of Traveller children die before their second birthday, compared to just 1% of the general population. I know first hand what Alex was saying is true, but that is fuckin absolutely staggering. Unbelievable even. That's like worse than the shittest African country. Ye can just see them "oh we'll just have another wun" "aye" "aye". Should be eradicated. No wonder the Italians hate the Romanians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Used to get chased all over of the cunts at the bottom of Lemington! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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