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Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

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A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

 

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

 

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

 

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

 

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

 

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

 

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

 

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

 

I'd like to add something funny to this, but really, there's no need :razz:

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:razz: That can't be real, can it?

 

 

Tbh, i couldn't care if it was made up, what a fucking headline :lol:

:razz: True.

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how could it have been suicide? of all the ways to off yourself death by badger wouldn't be at the top of any list, would it? :razz:

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