Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 He's got a new bairn, 5.30am and still out on the lash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 He's got a new bairn, 5.30am and still out on the lash. Did he leave the bairn at home by itself like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 He's got a new bairn, 5.30am and still out on the lash. I'd wager the kid wasn't Caulkined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Did he leave the bairn at home by itself like? Who knows, still needs to grow up and stop putting himself in these situations when he's got responsibilities now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38580 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I heard it all kicked off when the two lads disagreed with Nietzsche's Critique on Morality. Can't say I blame him, what what ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 It's because they get in relationships with women who have the intellectual capacity of a frog, but still harbour an insatiable desire for material goods. They spend half their wages buying them various trinkets and precious metals, but they still become bored, and start stamping around the house moaning, "I'm bored, I'm bored!" So they have to take them out to one of these teenybopper clubs to shut them up for a day or two, and then the trouble starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Nice little opportunity for QPR to fire him. Best thing Joey has done for the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He's been arrested and bailed. Possibly not as innocent as first suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenerased 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He's been arrested and bailed. Possibly not as innocent as first suggested. Doesn't mean much, cops generally in these situations will swoop in, arrest anyone remotely connected with the ruckus and deal with the details later. Happened to a mate of mine who was walking home and got jumped because two drunk morons thought he was someone else, took him a week before the cops finally declared he was a victim despite CCTV footage and a nightclub line full of witnesses who said he was minding his own business and was attacked from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 They let Barton go from the scene and arrested him later though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I've said before that a bit of a scrap between adults which results in no serious injuries should be no business of the coppers - complete waste of time and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Some people are a magnet for trouble....Barton seems to be one of them. I'm feeling happier about the decision to move him on with every new incident. I bet QPR would love to get shot of him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He says he got sucker punched and that was it. Somehow his shirt came off with the force of the punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guttierrors 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He says he got sucker punched and that was it. Somehow his shirt came off with the force of the punch. pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYD 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He says he got sucker punched and that was it. Somehow his shirt came off with the force of the punch. It sounds like something Kenny Everett would have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Bought a copy of the Big Issue today off an Estonian lad in Camden. Opened it up on the train and lo and behold, there's a piece by a certain Joey Barton bemoaning the pernicious influence of reality TV and the like on British culture. There is a certain passage highlighted, which goes like this: "What makes me really proud, what really makes me confident in the man I am today, is my constant, almost pathological, pursuit of excellence in my chosen field." I'd be interested to know how much the editor had to do with this piece. There's a graphic of Barton with his arms crossed, and I may be mistaken, but I believe they've tried to fashion his countenance into a likeness of George Orwell--staggering, if that is the intent. I presume he wrote it before his fracas outside the nightclub. His insight into society is about as profound as that of an armadillo with advanced glaucoma. He says tv like the X Factor sets a bad example to the youth, but he admits to watching it, no doubt under intense pressure from his WAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYD 0 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 hahahaha very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Euro 2012: Joey Barton - 'I'd walk into England squad' Joey Barton believes he would have featured in the England squad at Euro 2012 were it not for his behavioural problems on and off the pitch. He will serve a 12-match ban next season for kicking Sergio Aguero and clashing with Vincent Kompany after he was sent off at Manchester City. Barton, who won one England cap in 2007, has also criticised the selection of six Liverpool players. He wrote on Twitter: "On ability I walk into the squad, on behaviour I don't." The QPR midfielder, who began his career at Manchester City and spent four years with Newcastle, was in the news again last week when he was arrested, and later bailed, following a brawl outside a nightclub in his native Liverpool. On the pitch, Barton was also sent-off against Norwich last season, while he picked up 10 bookings. The outspoken player, who won his only cap under Steve McClaren in a 1-0 defeat against Spain, was particularly critical of England coach Roy Hodgson's decision to draft in Liverpool midfielder Jordan Henderson following the injury to Frank Lampard. Henderson is joined in the England squad by fellow Liverpool players Steven Gerrard, Glen Johnson, Stewart Downing, Andy Carroll and Martin Kelly, despite the Reds suffering a difficult season which saw them finish eighth in the Premier League. They did win the Carling Cup and reached the final of the FA Cup, but that was not enough to prevent manager Kenny Dalglish from losing his job. "If Henderson got in, any Englishman not currently in the squad has to feel aggrieved. Yes, I wish I was there but I'm not," he said. "Everyone's thinking it, I'll say it. Liverpool have [had] an horrific season and have six players in our Euro squad. What chance do we have? [The England manager should] Pick on form. "How [Grant] Holt, [Micah] Richards, [Michael] Carrick, [Rio] Ferdinand, [Leon] Osman, [Daniel] Sturridge etc never got involved is a travesty." Barton insists he still wants England to do well at Euro 2012, but he is convinced they are unlikely to win the tournament. "I really hope England do well and win it, I really do. All am saying is I don't think we will," he tweeted. "If everyone stays fit, we've got a decent 11 once [Wayne] Rooney's back. "If any of the key players get a knock, we are done for. Three games in eight or nine days takes its toll on the body. If a few are carrying injuries from a long domestic season, it will show. Not being pessimistic, just a realist. "I am overqualified to pass judgement on this. Not only have I played in the Premier League for 10 years but I've played with and against most of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Was his form not horrendous for QPR all season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 3 goals and 3 assists all season along with 2 red cards sparkling form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Personally I think he has a point about Liverpool. Not about himself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9943 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Personally I think he has a point about Liverpool. Not about himself though. Aye, typical Barton in a way. Gets the arguement right until he brings himself into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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