Gemmill 34335 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 It's not cheating if you wear the foil cone hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I'd make it 1-1 tbh. Give up the moral highground? Aye ye naa what Germans are like anyway, they've got nee emotions so why worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fuck the Italian bird then go home and put the sofa against the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The Italians love Guinness for some reason (it normally tastes shit over there as well) and just about the only pubs you see (as opposed to Geleteria/cafe/wine bar type places) are Irish pubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef? No the girl has... Huge geezer and a bit mad with it. Leather jacket an all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 It's not cheating if you wear the foil cone hat. Fuck the Italian bird then go home and put the sofa against the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fucking pork her. Unless shes a minga, if shes a minga use a bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 If you're not really with your lass you can do as you please. You might get a hiding off her bloke like. Your mate sounds like a serious fanny btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What are your personal rules regarding flirting and hanky panky in general? My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef? No the girl has... Huge geezer and a bit mad with it. Leather jacket an all that... Ah. Run awaaaaaaay! (after you've bummed her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Oh wait Parky your not back with the missus? ah fuck it then to quote someones dad i know who had a splitup with his wife "fuck it son, go out and ride all round ya" No me and the Mrs are totally cool atm. I CAN control myself and have had a couple of close shaves this year...But is it bad to want to meet this bird for a beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all. It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke (and therefore father) in time. That's surely the only way it could be justified. Don't be doing it just to tap off ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandancer82 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ah well if you're single and she's not, in my eyes you're doing nowt wrong. If she has the propensity to cheat, she's gonna do it regardless whether it be with you or someone else. You might aswell get your end away while you can I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fuck the Italian bird then go home and put the sofa against the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Edit: just read you're not with the missus. Fair play then I suppose, a free man as you say. Get the foil cone hat on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandancer82 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Just noticed you're not single. Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Edit: just read you're not with the missus. Fair play then I suppose, a free man as you say. Get the foil cone hat on! No I'm with the missus. The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandancer82 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Edit: just read you're not with the missus. Fair play then I suppose, a free man as you say. Get the foil cone hat on! No I'm with the missus. The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. How old are you mate? If you dont mind me asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Oh wait Parky your not back with the missus? ah fuck it then to quote someones dad i know who had a splitup with his wife "fuck it son, go out and ride all round ya" No me and the Mrs are totally cool atm. I CAN control myself and have had a couple of close shaves this year...But is it bad to want to meet this bird for a beer? Just meet her for the beer, it's not as if that means you're dinking her or ought. Have a pint, see what happens, she's Italian though, she might have Mafia links and want to take all your euros :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Using on message is a cunt's trick at the best of times. Using it to refer to her relationship with the father of her child is staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Edit: just read you're not with the missus. Fair play then I suppose, a free man as you say. Get the foil cone hat on! No I'm with the missus. The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. Tbh you should dump for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Using on message is a cunt's trick at the best of times. Using it to refer to her relationship with the father of her child is staggering. The fucking cheek of it man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wtf does 'on message' mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 ah right if you're with the missus i'd just avoid the meetup just incase! unless she looks like christina hendrix She's as hot as fuck. Her hair smells like that place where the elves live in Lord of the Rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34335 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wtf does 'on message' mean? It's shit management speak that means you're on the right lines, singing from the same hymn sheet etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Is she going to be drinking pints of Guinness like Parky? Genuine question btw. I don't think I'd be down with that at all. It's her fav tipple. Danger sign? I'd have to insist she drank it out of a wine glass if it was me. Not joking. On a serious note though mate, if this has even the slightest chance of ending up with you getting into her knickers, with a partner and child to your name I think you'd want to be sure she was pretty much the woman of your dreams and it was something that would lead to you being a happier bloke. Or failing that, you dont get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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