ChezGiven 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. He hasn't shit himself on mushrooms this quarter. When did Chez get married btw? "I put my soiled underpants straight in the machine" he said on message. Civil patnership, tax arrangement, minimal paperwork, official status etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 You old romantic you Congratulations, all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. Especially about the Holocaust. Chez you've just got married. What would you do? Never met Mrs P so if you want to put a photo of her up and the Italian, i'll happily make the call for you. If the Italian looks like Monica Bellucci and (like all good Italian catholic girls) takes it in the wrang'un, then you'd be a fool not to consider it. Morally i dont think you can go further than a snog, no browsing the top shelf or feeding the pony sugarlumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34176 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Aye congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. Especially about the Holocaust. Chez you've just got married. What would you do? Never met Mrs P so if you want to put a photo of her up and the Italian, i'll happily make the call for you. If the Italian looks like Monica Bellucci and (like all good Italian catholic girls) takes it in the wrang'un, then you'd be a fool not to consider it. Morally i dont think you can go further than a snog, no browsing the top shelf or feeding the pony sugarlumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Love finding shit like this to browse on my lunchbreak. Fwiw I think he's going regardless and he'll do whatever she permits of him. but not knowing Mrs P or the relationship in it's entirety, it's not as easy as saying "don't cheat". A man is only as loyal as his options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Look, we know you want to shag her and you know we know you want to shag her. Shag her. Things are good with the mrs? She's got a b/f who's a bit of a lad? These makes it all the better. You'd have a much better shag if there's high risk involved. Shag. Then report here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Don't take the chance, keep it in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34176 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Don't take the chance, keep it in your pants. Stray off message, jam it in her passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Don't be a twat and shag that rat. hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in lad. Worst rhyming couplet ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 She doesn't actually fancy you anyway, she just wants your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26185 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Sounds like a honey trap to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in lad. Worst rhyming couplet ever. Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in dolt? Hmmm I agree, more work needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34176 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in lad. Worst rhyming couplet ever. Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in dolt? Hmmm I agree, more work needed. Folk rhymes with poke. Have another go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Sounds like a honey trap to me. Or an olive oil trap. I think Parky said she's half Italian. What's the other half? Hopefully not...Russian? That would be a caviar trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in lad. Worst rhyming couplet ever. Ignore all these sensible folk, get stuck in dolt? Hmmm I agree, more work needed. Crying out for usage of 'poke' tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ignore these sensible folk, have a toke. Whoops, different situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 There'll be losers and winners, stick your cock in her Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13978 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Living in St. Georg makes you promiscuous, no wonder your behaviour's... suspicuous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Don't mull it over, ram it in her clover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Should your cock be your master, this could end in disaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Parky, I have some relationship advice for you: more cunnilingus, less illuminati lizard-rule quack talk. I guarantee you will see positive results. Edited September 20, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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