Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Aye. Take it down man Saltwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Alright done ( although it is on google so hardly unavailable anyway) Edited September 20, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=976021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=976021 Feil en ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=976021 Feil en ? Good old Google Translate, keeping me in a job since 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 ur not norwegian! U cunt! No listening to you no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Men... men... i dine tidløse øyne fins svar som ingen andre jeg kjenner har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8951 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 ... wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Just to clarify, so an Englishman is in Germany, he's got a German wife, who slept with a Croatian, and he has the opportunity to nail an Italian, are there any nationalities i've missed? Oh, and... "Don't drop a clanger... just wank your wanger"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13990 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 ... wait, what? OBVI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38588 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=976021 Feil en ? Good old Google Translate, keeping me in a job since 2001. Hvordan veldig våger du! I speaka da Viking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 The question shouldn't really be 'should you stick your cock in the Italian' more so 'Would sticking your cock in the Italian be worth hearing your kid call someone else Dad every time you took him to McDonalds for your fortnightly access visit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 The question shouldn't really be 'should you stick your cock in the Italian' more so 'Would sticking your cock in the Italian be worth hearing your kid call someone else Dad every time you took him to McDonalds for your fortnightly access visit? Nicely put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 The question shouldn't really be 'should you stick your cock in the Italian' more so 'Would sticking your cock in the Italian be worth hearing your kid call someone else Dad every time you took him to McDonalds for your fortnightly access visit? Thread killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34191 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 If you can convince the Italian to call you the daddy when you're demolishing her back doors, then I'd say that evens out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Aye Parky, cut the crap and go mambo the Italiano. Pick me up a McFlurry and a Big Tasty after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4821 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 If you can convince the Italian to call you the daddy when you're demolishing her back doors, then I'd say that evens out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) What use is 14 pages worth of advice when ur in a room with a lass whos hair smell like Rivendell... there will be sex. Id just get it over with tbh. You could have a pre-wank 1 minute prior to her arriving, might work. More likely u`ll be set for round 2 though.. Edited September 21, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 When he's drinking and high UFO's fly in the sky That's a Parky The Italian wench Wants him deep in her trench That's a Parky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What use is 14 pages worth of advice when ur in a room with a lass whos hair smell like Rivendell... there will be sex. Id just get it over with tbh. You could have a pre-wank 1 minute prior to her arriving, might work. More likely u`ll be set for round 2 though.. It could smell like Lothlorien. This fact hasn't been established yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) what if her fanny is a right wizards sleeve and smells like Mordor? Edited September 21, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 what if her fanny is the size of a wizards sleeve and smells like Mordor? Probably means Parky will be in for a monroe transfer if he's game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Anyone fisted a girl before? I tried with my old gf but could never get more than 4 fingers up her pony mule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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