Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "conkers deep in her shitbox" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Jay Jay Geordie Psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Just tell her that you've decided that you're gay, perhaps? Edited September 21, 2011 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Just tell her that you're decided that you're gay, perhaps? It's believable. Make sure you wear your best blazer as you do it for authenticity's sake, Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 You will have a right time explaining that one later though. Seems a bit like shoving the shit under the carpet if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So you think if you tell her your not interested it will 'send her over the edge'. Very modest of you Fabio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread is worthless without pictures. One pre-breakdown and the current Methface. Then we can ROLL DA DICES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So you think if you tell her your not interested it will 'send her over the edge'. Very modest of you Fabio A naa she'll probably think thank fuck am rid of the baald cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 u baldin`bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 The whole thing's a bit 'Dawson's Creek' like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 he said she said he said but then she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Personally I've got nowt against Dave, he can be canny at times. One thing that I'm convinced about though is that when he wakes up in the morning he looks in the mirror and sees a young Pierce Brosnan staring back. That's the impression the kid gives me, high self esteem is good though to a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I don't even think he sees himself as lush looking, just a jolly good, suave fellow that the ladies can't help but fawn over at the thought of his intellectual prowess and refined tastes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Personally I've got nowt against Dave, he can be canny at times. One thing that I'm convinced about though is that when he wakes up in the morning he looks in the mirror and sees a young Pierce Brosnan staring back. That's the impression the kid gives me, high self esteem is good though to a point. He's a canny lad tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I don't even think he sees himself as lush looking, just a jolly good, suave fellow that the ladies can't help but fawn over at the thought of his intellectual prowess and refined tastes A lot of it is tongue-in-cheek like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 a young pierce brosnan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 You just know he's devastated he can't style his hair like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I agree with ajax andy. Tell her she shouldnt be seeing anyone with her head like it is right now and you'll not take advantage of her present emotional vulnerability because you think of her as too good a friend to treat her like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 a woman getting the friendzone excuse from a guy. Might as well hold up a red flag saying " I - DONT - WANT - TO - SLEEP - WITH - YOU" There is just no way shes buying that - and worse, you are instilling hope in her, in that once she sorts her head out there might be something there. Id rather just pull the band-aid off fast. "sry me no interested" - Lets just be friends. Ball in her court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Well Toontwatters, I'm beginning to think I'm a mental magnet; A girl I know is going through some shit at the minute and I've been "there" for her; having a coffee with her while she tells me her problems and that kind of thing. Prior to her excursion into the Forest of the Mental, she was quite hot, funny, smart etc. Now she's sullen, distracted, and looks like shit (yes I'm shallow, let's move on), the problem is I think she's taken my flirting pre- and my friendship post- breakdown as a sign of romantic intent. I don't want to go out with this lass, which is definitely the route she's gibbering down, but neither do I want to cause her more upset. If she was just a little bummed, I'd take her aside and let her down nice and gentle like. But she's genuinely on the edge and I don't want to push her over as I dart for the door. So I was thinking of taking longer to reply to texts/emails/facebook messages, taking calls but always have an exit strategy if things get a bit uncomfortable. Cowardly I know, but I don't think she's in a place where she could handle the crushing heartbreak of me turning her down. Seriously though I don't doubt me spurning her advances ( no matter how delicately spoken) would do more damage than it would if she was on a steady keel (is that the right term?) and I really don't want to be the guy she mentions in a suicide note. fuck I shouldn't be laughing about this... I blame the booze. gan oot with her man, put some zip into your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4849 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I think the general consensus is to bang her. MAN UP and fuck her shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Wear two identical white T-shirts - the top one bearing the legend "I don't want to go out with you, you big mental dick" - but have the back panel/arms cut out of the top one, so as you turn around you can whip it off, revealing just a plain white T-shirt when you turn back. If you do it fast enough it'll act like one of those subliminal messages. Then kick her in the biff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 If she's an emotional mess put your hand up her dress If she's having an breakdown do her in the brown If she starts to cry cum in her eye If she's in any doubt pretend you'll pull out And so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 You don't need me to tell you my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26285 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) So she's getting significant emotional support from your relationship but what are you getting? Quid pro quo, Fish, quid pro quo. Edited September 21, 2011 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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