Gemmill 34433 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Well that would certainly explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Edited May 30, 2012 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34433 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Aye just read there. She tried to enter the UK using a relative's passport earlier this year. In what must have been a bittersweet moment for her, somebody finally recognised her from the TV. Unfortunately for her, that somebody was a representative of the UK Border Agency and she was promptly sent back to Nigeria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I assumed it was for crimes against humanity after her BB horrorshow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Drivers who jump the lights Drivers who don't indicate Drivers who drive while on the phone Drivers undertake Drivers who speed, especially in a 30 mile or less area Drivers of white vans because them twats do all of the above and think it's cool. Drivers who drive at 35-40 when you are now in a fucking 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Pissed groups of lads in pubs. Was in the local last night with my mam and dad, sister, wife and a couple of their friends and a group of pissed up middle aged men who should know better kept shouting rather uncouth things at the females at the table. It was obviously the one night this month they were allowed away from the wives and kids and regressed back to being 16 year olds. I lost my rag in the end. It really fucking winds me up cos you know that on their own they wouldn't say boo to a goose. It's about the 4th time it's happened this year now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38748 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 If you will hang out in biker bars… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 The main one had a fucking baker boy hat on. Deserved a punch just for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38748 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 We don't often agree, but this is one of those times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Had to google what a baker boy hat was, and agree, a sharp jab to any part of the face was in order. Think I'd prefer a welder's cap, would look less of a cunt I reckon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 A 40 year old bloke, dressed like this, shouting across a quiet pub at my wife and sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26803 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 A 40 year old bloke, dressed like this, shouting across a quiet pub at my wife and sister. Is that allowed down your way? Your wife being your sister? (The dress sense is fucking appalling I agree as is shouting at lasses clearly in company.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Shouting or no, I'd still take that over pissed groups of women (Ched Evamsing aside). More than 2 in a room and dump laughing over nothing and shrieking is only broken by one spewing up their Bacardi Breezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38748 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Shouting or no, I'd still take that over pissed groups of women (Ched Evamsing aside). More than 2 in a room and dump laughing over nothing and shrieking is only broken by one spewing up their Bacardi Breezer. Engrish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was raged and on fifa when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38748 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was on my vinegars when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was at the Billy Mill when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Banta :P ;) hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was icing the log when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was WANKING when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38748 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Was grinning like a Jap when typing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Birds who wear shorts when they don't have the thighs for it, especially when they're not so fat that they wouldn't look perfectly fine in a nice pair of ladies jeans, and especially when the temperature hasn't even broken the 15 deg barrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Birds who wear shorts when they don't have the thighs for it, especially when they're not so fat that they wouldn't look perfectly fine in a nice pair of ladies jeans, and especially when the temperature hasn't even broken the 15 deg barrier. Birds eh? How dare they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Pseudo-Feministas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Birds eh? How dare they! Well, they can't have it both ways - they can either take notice of what people think they look like, based on the time honoured critical criteria (do-able, or not), or they can bloody well stop obsessing about it to their long suffering boyfriends/husbands. They need to hear it from us strangers, because there's no boyfriend/husband out there daft enough to tell them when they sometimes look like munters due to their clothing choices and lack of body perception..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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