ADP 0 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Can't think of any more. If they've got thousands, then that's weird, but ultimately something to be congratulated for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Putting the sleeve off a micro wave meal in the bin, only to have to retrieve it to double check the second lot of instructions. I know I've been haunting you this evening, but are you for fucking real? the instructions are surely just "Stir and heat for the remainder of the time"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Yes, is that 999? Right, I've just had a bowel movement and do I flush and then wipe? Or the other way round?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Fucking knobheads at work who complain about not having been served for a whole two minutes at the bar while being surrounded by 30 other customers waiting to be served, with two bar staff on, and talk to you as if it is your fault you were born with only two hands. INTENSE POST EDIT!: sorry, just been a long day! Edited May 2, 2013 by ADP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I know I've been haunting you this evening, but are you for fucking real? the instructions are surely just "Stir and heat for the remainder of the time"? But this particular one was stand half way through, stir and the heat again for a certain amount of time. Add that to the prick film sleeve and various timings depending of what microwave you have and we're talking serious quantities of memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38552 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roubdabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A PRETTY BIRDY!" WALLOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 But this particular one was stand half way through, stir and the heat again for a certain amount of time. Add that to the prick film sleeve and various timings depending of what microwave you have and we're talking serious quantities of memory. Probably the other 50% of the time stated at the beginning... Mong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roubdabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A GREGGS!" WALLOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Being micro-managed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roundabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A GREGGS!, hmm so I will have to park I guess? Probably need to get out of the car, what do I do about money? Get it out when I get to the till? how do I decide what I will get?" *pulls phone out, logs onto Toontastic to ask* WALLOP! Really have no idea how CT managed to hold down a job, he struggles with everything. Isn't one of the prominent skills in most jobs specs the ability to work on your own? He probably takes instructions (written by his wife) to the toilet ffs! Edited May 2, 2013 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38552 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Really have no idea how CT managed to hold down a job, he struggles with everything. Isn't one of the prominent skills in most jobs specs the ability to work on your own? He probably takes instructions (written by his wife) to the toilet ffs! With another set telling him when to read the first set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Being micro-managed. CT could do with a micro-manager from the sound of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 a Bean Microwave manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 The price of passports! £120 it has cost me for my renewal and the bairn's first one (which only lasts 5 years but isn't half the price ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 3g in the countryside! What's so fucking hard country people? There's mountainous mountains all over the place to stick aerials on. Get it sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38552 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 When in mountains, why u need 3G? Get off phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 talk about first world problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 When in mountains, why u need 3G? Get off phone. "Haven't eaten for 10 minutes, these berries look okay, better check with Toontastic, OH MY GOD, NO 3G!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOREBOARD1 0 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Having to sit through 20/25 mins of fucking adverts at the Cinema before the film starts. Does my fucking head in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 "Haven't eaten for 10 minutes, these berries look okay, better check with Toontastic, OH MY GOD, NO 3G!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19733 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Being micro-managed. agreed. some people just aren't cut out for senior management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Having to sit through 20/25 mins of fucking adverts at the Cinema before the film starts. Does my fucking head in. The trailers are one of the best bit! Just like spending a couple of hours looking round the airport before getting on your flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Wind! Here we have a lovely sunny day and now Me Wind has to come along a fuck things up. Just why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26166 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Lay off the baked beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 agreed. some people just aren't cut out for senior management. Conversely, some people could do with a bit of micro managing quite often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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