NJS 3960 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Bloody fireworks. The bairn is crying and the cats are in a constant state of wide-eyed suspicion. I have no time for pets - generally I think they are pointless but that doesn't mean I think any form of abuse is acceptable. My next door neighbour has two dogs - now there have been times in the past when they have been having a barking competition that I've had dark thoughts about mercy killings but generally I don't mind them. Last night the neighbours had a few people round and were letting off a shit load of fireworks which is annoying but not a great crime in itself but at a couple of points I could hear the dogs who were both out and about in the back garden whining and crying. Now sorry Cath but I couldn't help but thinking you utter, utter cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 When a 'secret' fishing spot (to the locals) falls prey to zip-eyed fishing gangs. Shellfish are particularly high in demand with this lot ie. fresh & salt water crays, mussels, scallops, oysters and abalone. The locals respect the stock numbers, we release juvenile and female crayfish in particular. Whereas the Asian raiders, and they buzz around in large groups, will rape a spot on a daily basis before moving to their destination on their hit-list. Nothing worse than treking down to a water estuary, with a mate and a few beers, only to hear scattered Gook-speak on arrival. Savages innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Waterboarding's too good for this toucher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Substitue 'fishing' for 'dogging' in that post and it all clicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 DPD couriers There are a couple of online retailers I've stopped using because of their use of these fuckers but sometimes you never know until too late. Bought a new monitor off Ebay (business seller) on Thursday - next day delivery but turned out it was via DPD. It was scanned at the depot at 1am on Friday morning but never went out for delivery. Phoned them last night and arranged depot visit this morning. I sat for an hour while they looked for it only to be then told it wasn't at the depot so they'd need to investigate - basically a driver or warehouseman has nicked it imo. Phoned them when I got home only to be told to contact seller and then be told that they (DPD) have absolutely no escalation or complaints process. I asked her how any customer focused business could fail in that respect so badly but got no response. I've emailed the seller and asked for a refund so I can buy one elsewhere. Never, ever use these people - and boycoutt any seller who does so. Fucker turned up today - no apology - just couldn't be arsed to provide the overnight service I'd paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 My first and last encounter with DPD happened last Christmas. The Mrs had ordered something from Debenhams as a present for her brother. Can't remember what it was supposed to be, but I do remember it being in lots of little pieces after the delivery man launched it over our back gate when we weren't home to sign for it. Nice one dick heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 What a hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I hate this cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16496 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I hate this cunt Who the fucks he? He doesnt look very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I hate this cunt So what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 And . . . Whatever . . . Give a shit . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16496 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 J69 has JLS envy I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16496 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ahhh its one of them. I was listening on 5Live yesterday and someone said that before they entered Pop Idol they trade marked the name JLS. Apparently one of them has a degree in Business and they have all sorts of contracts that gets them a load of wonga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Just Lobotomized Songstyles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 J69 has JLS envy I reckon They are all horrific, but I was watching him on celebrity juice and he is just something else. Keith Lemon is dancing like a tit like normal to get a laugh and this man in a 12 year olds body gets on the table and does a back flip. I hope he gets it wrong and breaks his neck one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 What the fuck were you watching Celebrity Juice for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 I love Celebrity Juice like. Anyone who hasn't seen the episode with Ant and Dec from a couple of weeks ago should find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Nowt wrong with the Juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 In fact I would go as far as to say that it makes me laugh more than anything else on telly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Yeah Juice is brilliant. The only downside is they keep those Irish cocks in work. Agree on the JLS thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Aye, Celebrity Juice is mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What the fuck were you watching Celebrity Juice for? Cos it's the funniest show on TV. Why were you uploading videos of yourself singing to pop songs onto Youtube more importantly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What the fuck were you watching Celebrity Juice for? Cos it's the funniest show on TV. Why were you uploading videos of yourself singing to pop songs onto Youtube more importantly? Because I was 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglez 0 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What the fuck were you watching Celebrity Juice for? Cos it's the funniest show on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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