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Brock Manson
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Bought a woman at my work a little bottle of wine in a tiny green house and you get a little pot and some seeds to grow your own grape vine (£14 from john lewis)

 

I received a bottle of Jack Daniels from someone else in the office after spending the last month saying that if anyone bought me anything other than that I'd beat them to death with it

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Challenge accepted! :D

 

I lucked out. The Polish guy in the office (who looks like he doesn't sleep) got me a wallace & gromit mug filled with his wife's homemade polish gingerbread - all decorated with chocolate and nuts etc. Lovely stuff!

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Did a secret santa for all the housemates, got him a helicopter flight round London for a reasonable price.

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Dunno yet, we're exchanging gifts tomorrow. But the lass who got it for me is ridiculously excited and given she was the one who corralled a group of my mates to club together and buy me a bike for my birthday, I don't doubt she's put a fair bit of thought into it.

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Dunno yet, we're exchanging gifts tomorrow. But the lass who got it for me is ridiculously excited and given she was the one who corralled a group of my mates to club together and buy me a bike for my birthday, I don't doubt she's put a fair bit of thought into it.

 

Not wanting to get your hopes up or anything but I think your present may be a blow job

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Challenge accepted! :D

 

I lucked out. The Polish guy in the office (who looks like he doesn't sleep) got me a wallace & gromit mug filled with his wife's homemade polish gingerbread - all decorated with chocolate and nuts etc. Lovely stuff!

 

:gay:

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What sort of bourgeois secret Santa is this? A fucking helicopter tour of London?

 

Are you the cast of Friends or something?

 

Wasn't that expensive tbh. Special deal through one of these voucher sites.

 

 

But we are pretty bourgeois :cuppa:

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We had our secret santa at lunch. So embarrassing tbh.

 

The mouthy bitch was "Santa" after jumping to race somebody to get the presents. Everytime she gave someone a present she knocked on the table and said "Ooo Santa has dropped this off"

 

She is 42 FFS!

 

It was an embarrassment and all I wanted to do was get back to graft.

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