Sonatine 9987 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Luis Suarez bite ban: Uruguay President Jose Mujica insults Fifa Uruguay's President Jose Mujica has called football's world governing body Fifa "a bunch of old sons of bitches" over Luis Suarez's four-month ban. The 79-year-old described the punishment, which also included a suspension for nine international matches, as a "fascist ban". Suarez received the harshest sanction in World Cup history for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini. Mujica is renowned for his plain-speaking manner. He made the comments to state TV at a reception for the Uruguay team, following their elimination from the World Cup last 16 by Colombia. The president covered his mouth to feign shock at what he had said, but told journalists to "publish it" when asked if he wanted to rectify his remarks. The former leftist guerrilla had previously said Suarez was being punished by Fifa because of his humble background. He also denounced the ban in his weekly radio address as an "eternal shame" in the history of the World Cup. Oscar Tabarez's side suffered a 2-0 defeat in their last-16 tie against Colombia after being forced to do without their star striker because of the ban. Uruguay's football federation said it would appeal against Fifa's punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Ban the whole bloody team of bitter twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 he shouldn't be allowed to play if it's a disorder if there's a known risk to other players then... 4month is a let off they should be over the fcking moon for it, fact is whether it's a bite a headbutt or a punch there's absolutly no comeback from it, no way to justify or defend it (like you could attempt for a mistimed tackle) And it's the third time it's happened... 4months is a joke. There's no such disorder. He's just a nasty, impulsive cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Can't believe Mr Mujica is president of Uruguay. Easily my favourite wizard after Harry Potter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 With him issuing the apology he's defiantly off to Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 703 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) The apology that read thusly: "The truth is that my colleague Chiellini suffered the physical result of a bite in the collision he suffered with me." Not, "I bit the poor son of a bitch", but "he collided with my astonishingly protrusive teeth and therefore was damaged in the manner of a bite without me ever biting him." False contrition is twice as bad. Edited June 30, 2014 by acrossthepond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 More of the same drivel. "I was wrong. What I did also damages Ajax's image. I should be a role model as Ajax captain. What Bakkal did was wrong as well, but my behaviour even worse," "I am sorry about what happened against PSV. I would like to apologise to Bakkal and the Ajax fans. I realise that my behaviour was wrong. It all happened in the rush of the moment. You can't think properly at such a moment. You feel bad afterwards though and regret your actions."“I am truly very sorry about the incident with Branislav Ivanovic.“I hope that all the people who I offended at Anfield last Sunday will grant me forgiveness and I again repeat my apology to Branislav. I would like to explain to everybody that I decided to accept the ban because – while 10 games is clearly greater than those bans given in past cases where players have actually been seriously injured – I acknowledge that my actions were not acceptable on the football pitch.“So I do not want to give the wrong impression to people by making an appeal.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Bet RAWK are being contrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Bet RAWK are being contrite. They just lock any discussion about him. Their MODs really are Nazi fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 With him issuing the apology he's defiantly off to Spain. *definitely Sorry, that's a pet hate of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Aye it doesn't even look like it would be pronounced definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 *definitely Sorry, that's a pet hate of mine Who fucking else uses defiantly instead of definitely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I deafinetly would'nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Maybe he just meant he was defiant about going to Spain. For the cheap fags probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Who fucking else uses defiantly instead of definitely? You would be surprised how many notes I read from qualified nurses who regularly butcher the English language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26285 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Well it's not like they're doctors or anyone important. Defiantly needs a safety wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4218 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Who fucking else uses defiantly instead of definitely? Search for "defiantly" on twitter and you'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Given the thread, I defiantly expected more bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 To be pacific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Puns are'nt aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Puns are'nt aloud. I hate puns their awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 There on hear alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincepie 0 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 You would be surprised how many notes I read from qualified nurses who regularly butcher the English language Does it matter if they aren't English ? Are you a racist ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Does it matter if they aren't English ? Are you a racist ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Nationality doesn't matter, you Mackem skank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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