callitasiseeit 0 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Hi all, I thought I would take this opportunity to welcome myself to the forum and tell a few of you who I am and what I'm about. Basically I'm a London lad who has been supporting Newcastle for a while now. Well I say "a while", really i supported them during the mid to late 90's, then lost interest until about a year ago...well last September to be honest. Anyway i'm back on board in full scale supporter mode. I think i saw one of the players a few weeks ago. I've coached soccer in the past, so lads, i do know what i'm talking about. I'm not a spoofer. I thought I'd make a few suggestions on where we can improve. First of all we need to sort our defence - We will win nothing unless we have a leader and someone who can defend in pressurised situations. I was thinking we could make a bid for hangelaand or Matthew Upson. Both would make incredible partners. One to play the ball, one to provide no nonsense like our old Colin Hendry! The midfield could also be jazzed up. My dad has told me about the greats like Darren Peacock, Keith Gillespie and Pavel Srnicek. Thats what we need back. We could do with someone like that boy cattermole. He's someone I admire. Up front is also an important area in goal getting. It doenst take a genuis to work out that we need a goalscorer. We had that guy "ba" but where he has been for the past month or two? It's beyond me. He's been absolutely anonymous. I heard a rumour from a very reliable source that the french guy at celtic is available, samaras. He fits the bill for us. Big, strong goalscorer. I've also read that Jermaine Alliadiare is back on the market. He had a good record in the premier league and we should be in for someone like that. When it comes to the manager, well, maybe my educated opinion is best kept to myself. He needs to scrap the 4-4-2 and create a few more "take that one" tactics! anyway, that's a little about myself. I hope to contribute valuably to this forum in the next few years. I respect you all for who you are. peace out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Take that one? I'm curious, do tell more! Or is that something Robbie Williams played? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callitasiseeit 0 Posted February 12, 2012 Author Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum Excuse me? Can you please address the points before being so disrespectful to a newcomer. If I'm not welcome, well then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Tell us, how long did Colin Hendry play for Newcastle, just approximately, and where in midfield did Srnicek play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum and Mug. Cattermole ffs behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 One to play the ball, one to provide no nonsense like our old Colin Hendry! The midfield could also be jazzed up. My dad has told me about the greats like Darren Peacock, Keith Gillespie and Pavel Srnicek. Thats what we need back. We could do with someone like that boy cattermole. He's someone I admire. I presume you couldn't point out his mistakes to your dad as your mouth was full of his cock at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 No ones said it yet but the school holidays actually have started afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Tell us, how long did Colin Hendry play for Newcastle, just approximately, and where in midfield did Srnicek play? Along side Darren Peacock, keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Have we got an email address for this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 stevies on it already im sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum and Mug. Cattermole ffs behave. Wummug doilum mug, muggy cuntmug tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Wum and Mug. Cattermole ffs behave. Wummug doilum mug, muggy cuntmug tbh. Deadmantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 I'd say m*ckem in disguise, but it's not even a disguise TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Bigger mug than the fucking Norweigish bastards Edited February 12, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 * sigh * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 C-, must try harder. The underlying themes of your argument are hammered home with clumsy prose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithJ 0 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Quiet you fools, the boy has done a bit of coaching and is giving us the key to success here! Quick some one get Pardew on the phone to let him know we have found the answers on this topic! I ain't stupid so... FUCK OFF YA MACKEM BASTARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affy 0 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Its times like this I think abortion is a good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 really poor effort tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Subtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19737 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Very lazy wummery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26619 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 We've just been hammered. Check. They're on a decent run despite getting beat. Check. Honeymoon period under best manager ever since the last best manager ever. Check. There's a derby coming up. Check. "supported since the nineties". (Yep, 'the Formed in 1992' rhetoric, despite being bigger and better than them pre-'92.) Check. Yes, my friends, first Rice reappears now this hopeless case. Expect a few more in the next week or so. Always transparent, never subtle, fresh from twangin' their banjo's and not finding all the MON/Quinn worship ironic whilst calling us up on KK/Shearer etc, it's the........... FUCKING THICK MACKEMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guttierrors 0 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 as big a mug as the one sports direct send you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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